#leverage or3

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Headcanon that right after THAT scene in redemption, the next moment Hardison and Parker have on their own Hardison turns to Parker and goes
“What do you mean ‘Eliot’s looking for romance’? What do you mean "It’s not the same with us?! Babe, are we- are wenot dating Eliot, somehow?”
“I don’t think he thinks he is dating us. He’s just dating us… platonically.”
“We said "til death do us part”.“
"Hm-hm.”
“We’ve been living together for the past 8 years. We have cuddle piles. I figured he isn’t into the sexy stuff with us but more power to him and-”
“Maybe we should have talked about it.”
“I thought we did! I bought him a brewpub! I thought it was obvious! Who says 'til death do us part’ platonically!”
“Eliot.”
“… But we’re still good, right?”
“Yeah, of course, all the pretzels.”
“And we’re both still in love with Eliot.”
“Naturally.”
“Good. Okay, cool, that’s a relief, at least that.”
“…”
“…”
“Let’s go steal us an Eliot?”
“Let’s go steal us an Eliot. Properly this time.”