#like aint saying he cant get hoes

The whole idea of Mr. Hyde having hoes in any adaptation just seems funny to me. Like I know old people can still get some action but when you’re a man of science so focused on, well, science, do you really have time (or interest) to get hoes, at 50? Even with a new youthful body? Idk man. I’m sure he looks like a real unsettling casanova but why get hoes when you could literally do anything else?

Rando:*refering to hyde* That bastard likely terrorizes all the brothels in London.

Hyde (actually):*Doesn’t tip when at a restuarant* How terrible of me.