#like it was 75f which is hot for the bay area
the other day this teenager who couldn’t’ve been more than 15 or 16 years old was checking me out relentlessly and I absolutely didn’t get it. like I’m happy with how I look but I don’t think I’m so fine that a rando teen is gonna be lusting after some stereotypically-Ashkenazi-looking lady twice his age.
but then I thought, what do I know. maybe I look just like Blorbina Blorbstein from his shows and that’s why he can’t stop looking at me
anyway later I figured out it was almost definitely because I wasn’t wearing a bra and my nipples were EXTREMELY visible
