#lister bird
Lister: Need to live my life to the fullest. Never know which day might be your last. Et cetera.
Rowan: And that involves… Doritos.
Rowan: Are you in love with Jimmy?
Lister, sweating: …. no
Rowan: then why do you draw “J+L” in hearts everywhere?
Lister: it stands for suffering and bitterness.
*At an art museum*
Lister: Can we take a picture?
Rowan, taking out his phone: Sure
Lister, grabbing a painting hanging on the wall: QUICK! let’s go before they catch us!!
Rowan: WHAT-
Lister: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.
Rowan: We are not doing that
Lister: mistlefoe
Jimmy: Lister, no
Texting
Lister:*sends a voice message*
Rowan, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Lister: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
Later
Rowan: *presses play*
Lister’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
lister would be the type of old man to lose his phone and then jimmy, his life long partner, would remind him that it’s in his hand.
Somebody reminded me of the Heartstopper valentines cards I made once and I felt inspired to make ones for other osemanverse characters
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYBODY!!
bisexual oseman characters are actually something that can be so personal
if lister bird has millions of fans, i am one of them. if lister bird has ten fans, i am one of them. if lister bird has only one fan, then that is me. if lister bird has no fans, i am dead or not on earth. if the world against lister bird, i am against the world.
did i ever tell you guys about the time i was reading iwbft for the first time and my sister got bad at me for something, so she looked at my book and said, “i hope your favorite character gets stabbed.”
guess how that turned out for me
im never getting over them
✨Lister calling Rowan Ro and Rowan calling Lister Allister ✨
It’s like they’re opposites lmao
