#i was born for this
Lister: Need to live my life to the fullest. Never know which day might be your last. Et cetera.
Rowan: And that involves… Doritos.
Rowan: Are you in love with Jimmy?
Lister, sweating: …. no
Rowan: then why do you draw “J+L” in hearts everywhere?
Lister: it stands for suffering and bitterness.
*At an art museum*
Lister: Can we take a picture?
Rowan, taking out his phone: Sure
Lister, grabbing a painting hanging on the wall: QUICK! let’s go before they catch us!!
Rowan: WHAT-
Lister: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.
Rowan: We are not doing that
Lister: mistlefoe
Jimmy: Lister, no
Angel: Spotify Wrapped is out!
Juliet: What even is the point of looking, am I right?
Angel:
Juliet:
Angel: i was in the top 0.01% of the Ark’s listeners
Juliet: me too
Angel: are we ok
Texting
Lister:*sends a voice message*
Rowan, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Lister: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
Later
Rowan: *presses play*
Lister’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of life to see someone napping in the library. It would make it much harder to single out the homeless for harassment if everyone else is doing the same thing and much harder to argue that it’s a “threat to public safety” when it’s so clearly harmless.
lister would be the type of old man to lose his phone and then jimmy, his life long partner, would remind him that it’s in his hand.
i perceive ‘only angel’ by harry styles as an iwbft song, purely because of that holy ‘i saw an angel… i really saw an angel’ intro thingy
seeing how successful heartstopper has been as a show really makes me hopeful about the possibility of Alice’s other works getting adapted. Because like all of Alice’s books have such a huge potential to be adapted on screen, they could all make for such brilliant series. Radio silence and i was born for this have such a distinct voice and important, unique themes that would do so well when translated on-screen. They could be some of the most unique, creative adaptations ever, like imagine the potential they have!!! Loveless getting an adaptation would be ground-breaking. I cannot explain how much it would mean if we got to see Georgia’s journey on-screen. As for Solitaire, the way Alice wrote some of the darker scenes in the heartstopper tv show and how well it was adapted on-screen made me realise how much potential Solitaire has as an adaptation!!! Like!!! My favourite scene in the show was the one with Tori and Charlie in Episode 8 and that was just so much more Solitaire than heartstopper. I really hope heartstopper gets more seasons because it would be so cool if we got Solitaire as like a spin-off in between the events of heartstopper Chapter 5 and 6 (volume 4), where we focus fully on Tori and Michael’s journey, because if heartstopper was any indication, Solitaire would be a brilliant adaptation, especially if Alice was fully in control like they were for heartstopper!!
I know I’m a day late but happy Trans Visibility Day!!! ️⚧️☁️
And shoutout to the trans icons of the Osemanverse, Elle Argent and Jimmy Kaga Ricci ✨
@litofcolournet: event 2 — dynamics: jimmy kaga-ricci, lister bird and rowan omondi
❝in an otherwise mediocreexistence, we chose to feel passion❞
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYBODY!!
bisexual oseman characters are actually something that can be so personal
heartstopper playlists to act as the soundtrack for your own slowburn queer romance arc
they’re nick and charlie. they’re made for one another.
tori spring’s pretentious indie mix for self-pitying and manically depressed psychopaths
more alice oseman playlists to inhale:
if lister bird has millions of fans, i am one of them. if lister bird has ten fans, i am one of them. if lister bird has only one fan, then that is me. if lister bird has no fans, i am dead or not on earth. if the world against lister bird, i am against the world.
did i ever tell you guys about the time i was reading iwbft for the first time and my sister got bad at me for something, so she looked at my book and said, “i hope your favorite character gets stabbed.”
guess how that turned out for me
im never getting over them