asingularcanadian:

sailortoasty:

gxkv:

not-sewell:

so i found the most N and F video sitting in my phone gallery and—

clotpoleofcamelot:

percival:*minding his own business, taking a shower*

gwaine, pulling back the shower curtain: hey are we - stop screaming it’s just me - are we out of apples?

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

the mcu is the “the curtains are just blue” of cinematic experiences

my apologies you’re absolutely correct

logo-comics:

dimdiamond:

Dracula au where everything is the same but Jonathan has turned into a vampire and hasn’t realized it.

#honestly i have a current slightly-serious-but-not-really hc that jonathan WAS turned but just…never realizes.#hes frail and very pale and weak for months after escaping! later his hands get described as ice-cold! mina has a weird jonathon-sensor#when she gets turned and also gains a dracula-brain-link#oh! and how he like…goes from brown hair to developing gray hairs to going back to brown hair#i do not put it past this man to die and not even realize it lol#vampire!jon: wow! ive been feeling so bad but i just had this jucy rare steak and i dont look half dead anymore! it must be the food#wow it was hard to fall asleep in hungry :( good thing im back on english soul where i call home and am now sleeping again!#daylight doesnt affect him bc he doesnt know he has powers to lose in the sun#hes polite so he already doesnt enter a place uninvited. who is he a brute?#all the iconography doesnt affect him bc thats all catholic things and hes protestant thank you very much

viva-la-resistancce:

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

hannahbanana126:

“You know your uncle’s never been the physical sort” lmao excuse me?

Sure bud

finleycannotdraw:

finleycannotdraw:

holisticfansstuff:

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE STAMMERING BLUSHING KISSING WALL SLAMMING GOING TOO FAST— I didn’t catch them all but i am DYING

Rebloggingagain because I took a screenshot of the side effects…

“Side effects may include: stuttering, stammering, blushing, kissing, hugging, hissing, going too fast, wall slamming, drunken confessions, crying to Hozier, being the little spoon, banter, involuntary snake transformations, and marriage.

Please call your doctor if snake transformation lasts longer than 24 hours

Medication for demonic use only. Use on humans without adequate millennia of preparation may induce seizures, coma, religious conversion, hallucinations, and hiccups”

greyisbetterthangray:

captain-price-officially:

Losing it over this

@ people in the notes are saying he should have googled Prince Phillip before he got on stage … no, you don’t understand … Prince Phillip was announced dead during his set.

Which also means that for a lot of the audience they had just heard this news for the first time and their first reaction was to cheer lol.

valenschmidt:

I actually believe they did this on purpose…

Vecna is gonna use the fact that everyone forgot about Will’s birthday against him when he attacks Will

UPDATE

APPARENTLY IT MIGHT BE AN ACTUAL PLOT AND I MIGHT BE RIGHT

taechnological:

THIS IS CRACKING ME UP

i know his PR team screaming their heads off from south korea rn

lovebattery:

at least nobody can reply with fancams here

tinyhaunt:

vsingers:

not me logging in for the first time in months to find out tumblr wants to start charging people??? to use THIS site????????? hasn’t it already cost us enough??????

sleepy-bebby:

spidaerman:

tag your results!