#lobbyists
When people band together and use their citizenship, the citizen is the most powerful institution there is. Most people don’t really realize that, and there is an interest in maintaining that ignorance. No other institution has a greater interest in maintaining that interest than Political Parties.
Political parties are dedicated to themselves. The party, whichever one it is, is the top of…
It’s Excessive Occupational Licensing, Charlie Brown!
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This cartoon is a collaboration with Becky Hawkins. Becky and I have done other political cartoons together, and we also collaborate on our webcomic SuperButch.
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Transcript:
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels, plus a small extra “kicker” panel below the bottom of the strip. Each panel has the same setting – a green field with blue sky, and a childish booth, drawn to resemble Lucy’s “psychiatric help, the doctor is in” booth from the comic strip Peanuts. But this booth says “State Legislature, the Senator is in.”
Behind the desk is a white man with gray hair and a conservative suit and tie.
Panel 1
The Senator sits behind his booth, listening with his head resting on one hand. A Black person with braided hair has walked up to the booth and is talking to him.
BRAIDER: I’m starting a business braiding Black people’s hair. But the law says I can’t until I’ve taken two thousand hours of training in styling white people’s hair.
Panel 2
The Braider keeps on talking, getting a bit more passionate. Behind them, a grinning man wearing a v-neck shirt and a blazer, with a full beard and carefully styled hair, walks on, waving “hi.”
BRAIDER: Even becoming an Emergency Medical Technician only takes thirty three hours of training! This makes no sense!
SENATOR: This is Bob Johnson of the State Hairdresser’s Association. What do you say, Bob?
Panel 3
Bob leans his elbow on the Senator’s desk, oozing confidence. The Senator listens like an attentive schoolboy. Behind Bob, unnoticed, the Braider looks angry and appalled.
BOB: It’s far too dangerous to permit competit- I mean, to permit unlicensed hair braiding.
BOB: On a completely unrelated note, we’re increasing our donation to your re-election campaign.
Panel 4
The Senator, with a satisfied air, leans back on his chair, hands behind his head and feet on his desk. Bob grins and makes a “hand gun” gesture towards the Senator. The braider raises her hands into the air, and has a huge open mouth of despair and objection as she yells.
SENATOR: After careful deliberation, I’ve concluded unlicensed braiding would be a grave threat to public safety.
BOB: Thanks, Jeff. Lunch?
BRAIDER: THIS IS A TERRIBLE SYSTEM!
Small kicker panel below the bottom of the strip.
The Senator is talking to the braider.
SENATOR: If you don’t want to buy thousands of hours of training about white people’s hair, aren’t youtherealracist?
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