#loki x tony x stephen
Tony: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be clinging to my boyfriends all day long.
Loki: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be clinging to these stupid mortals all day long.
Stephen:*screams*
Loki: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Wong: Should we do something?
Tony: No, I wanna see who wins.
Stephen: Babe, is there anything you need to tell me?
Tony: No, why?
Stephen: Because the God of Mischief is at the door claiming to be your husband. And I’m getting really annoyed.
Tony: Fuck, I thought that was a dream.
Stephen: *falls* Ouch!
Someone: Oh my god! Is your bottom okay?
Stephen: How the fuck am I supposed to know? Loki and Tony are on the other side of the world.
Rhodey, watching a totally drunk Tony flirting: No way it will work, his flirting method is disastrous. They can’t be seduced by this complete mess…
Rhodey, 5 minutes later: WTF it actually worked.
Tony and Loki: *lost on another planet*
Tony: If we stay here, we might end up killed or seriously injured by those hostile aliens.
Loki: But if we go back we’ll have to face Stephen.
Tony:
Tony: Aliens it is.
Stephen: So… You’re saying me you.. lost Tony in a crowd??
Loki: To be fair he’s very small
Stephen: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU LOSE SOMEONE, ARE YOU A SORCERER OR NOT
