Loki and Peter Parker’s Trip to the Carnival

{Peter tries to knock over a space ship in a carnival booth to win a prize but fails because the game is rigged}

Loki: What was that? He hit that ship. I saw it with my own eyes.

Jerk Vendor: Let me explain something to you. You see that little tin spaceship? You see how it’s not knocked over? Do you know what that means, wizard-man? It means you don’t get the prize!

Loki (seething): Okay, my turn.

{Loki charges up his scepter into a giant canon and blasts the booth to oblivion}

Loki: Knocked over!

{Loki hands Peter the stuffed bear he won for him}

Peter: Oh my gosh Mr Loki that was so awesome! You were all green and glowing and blew the whole the thing up!

Loki(smug, ruffles Peter’s hair): Come on little Spiderling, let’s go destroy all the blasted cheating games in this carnival!

Peter: Yeah! Woo Hoo! Let’s go!

{And that’s why the Avengers never allowed Peter and Loki to go to the carnival without Thor ever again}

Peter Parker: Mr. Loki can you hit him with your knife?

Loki: …I believe the correct term is stab.

Loki Explaining His Friendship with Peter Parker to the Avengers

Loki: Thor, I didn’t understand why you cared so much about these dumb Midgardians until I befriend a Midgardian myself

Loki:(Picks up Peter and holds him close to his chest)

Peter::D

Loki: I’ve only known Peter Parker for a day and a half (takes out knife and waves it threatingly) BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO HIM I WOULD KILL EVERYONE IN THIS REALM AND THEN MYSELF

Peter:O_O

Other Avengers:Same

Peter Parker: Why is life so hard, Mr Loki?

Loki, comforting Peter: Don’t worry Spiderling, I know that this all seems unfair now.

Loki: But someday when you’re older and wiser, you’ll be able to look back on all this…

Loki: And get revenge

Avengers: *all hiding from a bad guy in a cave*

Bad guy: *finds them in like 2 seconds*

Loki: ??? What gave us away

Peter, nervously hiding his light up sketchers behind his back: So here’s the thing…

Hemsworth: You need to get a hobby.

Hiddleston, holding up his dog: I already have one :)

Hemsworth: That’s your dog, how’s that a hobby?

Hiddleston: A hobby?! Ohhhh I thought you said a BOBBY!

You: I’m y/n, but you can call me anytime ;)

Loki: ? okay then

Loki: hi anytime

Loki: LOL you have a crush on me!How embarrassing!

You: Loki… we’re married.

Tony: Peter, for your birthday I bought you McDonald’s

Peter: Thanks Mr.Stark! I really wanted a happy meal!

Tony: You… wanted food?

Peter:Yeah?

Peter:

Peter: Wait then what did you buy me?

Tony:…

Tony:McDonald’s…

Peter:

Tony: The whole company…

You, from the other side of the room: Loki got me a half opened coke can the other day

Loki, while kissing your hand: Only the best for you, love.

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You: THE FLOOR IS LAVA

5,4,3,2,1

Loki: *hops up on couch*

You: *hops up on chair*

Thor, looking down: No it’s not! It looks like hardwood.

Loki, while transforming the floor into actual lava::D

Thor, hopping up and down: Whyow do you ow hate me owbrother.

Loki: Peter, what is a dad?

Peter: …You mean a dab?

Loki: No, a dad. I mean, I’ve had 2 of them but they don’t feel like what dads are supposed to feel like.

Peter:…

Peter:Mr.Loki do you need a hug?

Sam, eating chips on the other side of the room: He said he needed a dad not a hug how stupid can you be?

one of my previous posts were inspired by this fan art

(not mine ++ credos to artist -> nanihoo)

You: Loki, I’m having someone over tonight

Loki:Who?

You: My friend Tom Hiddleston. We met in the park this morning

Clint: That wasn’t Loki? I swear it looked exactly like him.

You: Nonsense. Well he’s coming over for dinner and he should be here any minute

Loki: Barton, you’re overreacting.

*doorbell rings*

You: *opening the door as Tom walks inside*

Loki, still talking to Clint: There’s no way he’s even close to being as handsome as-

Loki: *turns around to face Tom*

Loki:-me

Tom and Loki: *looking at each other up and down*

Tom: Have we met bef-

Loki, cutting him off: Nope. Never. Never met before.

Clint, whispering to you: I’m telling you, Y/n, they could be twins!

You, looking over at both of them while thinking:Hmmm…

You, shrugging: I don’t see it.

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Sweet Dreams

Loki,entering your room: I have to go back to Asgard for some time

Loki,walking in: But I should be back-

Loki, realizing that you’re asleep:-soon

Loki, walking up to your bed and taking off his cape: Goodnight my love

Loki, kissing you on the forehead: Sweet dreams

Loki, wrapping you up in his cape: Don’t cause too much trouble without me

Loki, taking off his helmet and placing it beside you: And remember my love, no matter where I am, we are still under the same stars.

Loki, caressing your cheek: Remember that.

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They’re making the same face here

Popcorn

Loki: *turns away from you*

You: *steals some of his popcorn and puts it in your own popcorn bag*

Loki: *turns back to look at you*

Loki:???

You::)

Loki: *turns away again*

You: *steals more popcorn*

Loki: *turns back at you and looks at you straight in the eye*

You: *sweating nervously*

Loki: Y/n… I think someone has been stealing my popcorn. Do you know who it might be?

You: …I have no idea

You: *turns away from Loki*

You: *immediately turning back to him in fear that he’s stealing your popcorn*

You,looking down at your popcorn bag: *realizing it’s full because Loki gave all his popcorn to you*

You: *turns up to look at Loki*

Loki::)

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Toddler Loki, to his stuffed animals: KNEEL BEFORE ME!

Frigga, yelling from the other room: Loki! It’s nap time! Come put on your jammies!

Toddler Loki: but mOOOOMM IM DOING WORLD DOMINATION!

CCL’s500 follower special!

Fluffy Headcanon prompts!

Hey y’all! I’m doing head canon prompts in honour of 500 followers! I’ll be putting topics below and you can choose any of Tom/Tom’s characters to go with it! Message me or leave a request if my inbox if a pair catches your eye! (Ex. Can you do 2C? Picnic with Loki?)

Characters

1.Tom Hiddleston

2. Loki

3. James Conrad

4. Oakley

Themes

A.Studying with…

B.A date with…

C.Picnic with…

D.A vacation with…

E.A cozy day in with…

F. Surprising you on your birthday would include…

G.Late night walks with…

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

Let me just make a statement…

some of Tom’s best looks and no I do not take criticism

(reblog and add any pics I missed)

You’re a Father

You: *sitting on the bed looking worried*

Loki, walking up to you: Darling, is everything alright?

You, breathing out and faking a smile: Y-yeah, everything is fine

Loki: Well it sure doesn’t seem that way, *sitting down* is there anything you want to talk about?

You:N-no

Loki: I know you’ve been sick lately, but it’s time we should take you to the doctor. You’ve been throwing up every morning for a few days now.

You: I-it’s fine Loki. It’s probably just the stomach flu.

Loki, kissing you on the forehead: If you insist, my love. Just tell me if you need anything. I’m always here for you.

Loki: *starts to leave the room*

You: *bursts into tears*

Loki, immediately turning around: What’s wrong???

You, through tears:I-I

Loki: You can tell me, darling. It’s okay.

You: I’m pregnant.

Loki: *frozen in his tracks staring wide-eyed*

Loki: *starts staring at the ground*

You: I took a test a few days ago and it was positive. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you before, I was just so worried that you would-

Loki, running up to you and sweeping you off the ground: I’M GOING TO BE A FATHER!!!!

Loki, looking at you and kissing you on the cheek: And you’re going to be a mother! TO MY CHILD!

You, stuttering: Y-you’re not mad?

Loki: MAD?! IM OVERJOYED! Ever since we got married this was one of the only things I’ve wanted.

Loki: I know we’ve both been too busy to talk about it but… WE ARE HAVING A CHILD!!!!

Thor, out of nowhere: I’M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!

Loki, placing your down and turning to Thor: What in Valha- WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!

Thor, running up to you both: That doesn’t matter! *smiling widely* IM GOING TO BE AN UNCLE TO YOUR CHILD!

You:*giggling*

Thor, ecstatically: Ever since you were dating, all Loki would talk about was his future with you and having children!

Thor, squealing and hugging you both tight: And now it’s finally happening!!!!

You,turning to Loki: Is this true?

Loki, blushing and gazing into your eyes: Every word,my love.

Thor, hastily running out of the room: I must go tell the others!

Loki: Thor wai-

Thor: *already left the room*

You: Oh well, there he goes

Loki, turning and hugging you while resting his head on top of yours: You my dear, will be an amazing mother.

You, hugging him back: And our daughter will have the best father.

Loki, looking at you:Daughter?

You, looking into his eyes and nodding:Mhmm

Loki, smiling: We’re having a beautiful baby girl!

Loki, cupping your face: She’ll be just as beautiful and wonderful as her mother.

You, giggling: And maybe just as mischievous as her father.

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Falling for you// Part three

Pairing: Loki x Female Reader

Word count: 479

Warnings:None

Summary: Loki has had a crush on the reader for a while but is too shy to admit it. One thing leads to another enlightening Loki’s frustration and slowly makes him start to hate the reader.

Chapter: Part 3 of ???

Read other parts here: Part one,Part two

A/N:y/d = your date

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After crying for a few minutes, y/n opened the door in front of her. To her surprise, Thor was standing behind it. She had assumed that he was listening to what her and Loki had been talking about

Thor: So there is a ring…

You: Thor, it’s not what it looks like

Thor,paranoid: Then what is it suppose to look like y/n?!

You:Thor-

Thor: My brother is IN LOVE with you. And you’re seeing another man? Making him think that he had a chance?

You:Thor-

Thor: He told you everything. At some point, could you not have slipped it in that you were with someone else?

You,screaming: THOR LET ME SPEAK

Thor, upset: *sighs* fine, you better have a good explanation for all the mess you made.

Y/n then explained everything and Thor listened to every word she said.

Thor:But-

You: Yeah, I know

Thor: Y/n that’s wrong

You, storming around the room: Don’t you think I know that! And I was really hoping he wouldn’t have showed up to Tony’s wedding too.

Thor: You have a lot of sorting out to do. All because of how you feel just turned everything into one spiralling mess.

You: I panicked okay! And I’ve been trying to get out of it for a while but I freeze whenever I go up to him

You: I tried to cover it up at the wedding but I failed the second I saw him

Thor: So what does this mean for you and Loki? How do you feel?

You, sighing:Thor-

Thor, smiling:Y/n

You:*sighs*

You:

You:…I like him okay

You:*sighs*

You: I love him

Thor,yelling: YES! I KNEW IT!

You: Shhh Thor! Don’t be so loud!

Thor, happy: But this is AMAZING news! We need to tell-

You: nO WE CAN’T. I have my little problem remember?

You: So until I solve that we can’t tell Steve we can’t tell Tony we can’t tell Nat,Bruce,Clint, Peter, Bucky ANYONE

You: And we DEFINITELY can’t tell Loki.

Thor, smiling: Alright alright

You: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to fix this mess I have created

Thor: Don’t you mean “we’ll fix it?”

You:Huh?

Thor: I want to help, y/n. I care for you and I want to see Loki happy again.

You, smiling: thank you Thor.

Thor: But you need to give Loki some time, because he will be bitter about this for a while. And it won’t get much better if he knows that you’ve been hiding this from him.

You: It’s so difficult, because I need to talk to y/d too

Thor: That’s why I’m here to help! You and Loki will be on good terms in no time

Y/n smiled at Thor and then the began to slowly construct their plan.

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Welcome Home// oneshot

Pairing:Loki x Female Reader

Word Count:538

Warnings:None. Just pure fluff.

Summary:Reader comes home from vacation and Loki finds out her weakness and uses it against her

Requested by:Anon

A/N: I’m so sorry this took so long! I’ve been so busy but I really hope you enjoy this :)))

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Y/n just came back after a long vacation and it has been a while since she had seen Loki. He had been counting down the days until he got to see her again ever since she left for her trip. The day finally came and Loki was more than overjoyed to see her. He was waiting in her living room as she unlocked the door to her apartment. The clinking of the keys opened a door to a smiling Loki with a hand full of roses. He couldn’t contain his excitement and as soon as he saw her he dropped the flowers and ran right up to her. “Y/n! It’s been to long!” Loki said running up to her while picking her up off the ground into a warm embrace. Y/n giggled and hugged him back “I know Loki, I know. I missed you so much.” “I missed you more, darling,” said Loki while placing her on the ground. Y/n spotted the roses that had fallen on the ground and chuckled. “Are those for me?” Loki slightly blushed. “O-oh yeah, I just got so excited and-.” Y/n cut Loki off and pulled him into a kiss. Loki smiled through it and ran his hand through her hair. Then after he ran it down her sides and she let out a small giggle but Loki thought he was hearing things and decided to ignore it. He continued brushing his hands up her side and she giggled again. Loki then pulled away and gave y/n an odd look. “What’s so funny?” he questioned. “N-nothing,” she replied. “Then why are you laughing?”. “I was not.” “But everytime I brushed my hand on your side you would lau-” Loki then paused mid sentence and look at y/n up and down with a mischievous look. “W-why are you looking at me like that?” she said shakily. “You’re…. TICKLISH AREN’T YOU?” Loki said smiling slyly. “Don’t be stupid, Loki. You have no proo-.” Loki then cut off y/n by picking her up and throwing her over his shoulder while walking over to the couch. He then placed her down. “Loki,what are you-.” Loki then started tickling y/n and she was squirming uncontrollably but she would not give it. “HAHAHAHAH LOKI!” she said while laughing. “Give in, y/n. It only gets worse from here,” said Loki why tickling her. “N-no hAHAH,” she said while laughing. “Alright,” he said “Suit yourself.” He then made a clone of himself and the clone started tickling y/n. “LOKI AHAHAHAHA,” she said laughing even harder. “Just surrender and I’ll stop,” he said mischievously. “Or whaHAHAHAHAHA,” she said. Loki then rolled his eyes and made five more clones and they all started tickling her. Y/n was laughing so hard she fell off the bed. “FINE FINE YOU WIN,” she said slumping on the ground. Loki then made the clones and disappear and picked y/n off the floor and kissed her on the floor. She made a playful angry face at him. “You still love me though right?” he said sweetly. “You’re lucky that you’re cute, Odinson,” said y/n playful long shoving him.

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Loki: Look at the stars

You: Yeah aren’t they just beautiful?

Loki, turns to you and smiles: You know what’s more beautiful? :)

You:What? :)

Loki: The tesseract.

You: So there’s a side view, a rear view, a front view and a top and bottom view right?

Loki:Yeah?

You: There’s another to add to that list

You: I loview:)

Loki:?

You::)

You: Get it? It’s like-

Loki,interrupting: I don’t get it

You, face palming:nevermind

Loki, alone in another room an hour later:oH

You: Loki, how do I tell someone I love them?

Loki: Just go for it, you’ve got nothing to lose! And don’t beat yourself up if they don’t say it back.

Loki: Practice on me

You: *takes a deep breath* Okay

You: I love you

Loki: I love you too!

Loki: That wasn’t so hard was it? Now go tell them

You: I just did

Loki: How?? You were standing in front of me this whole time

You:

Loki:

You:

Loki:

Loki, blushing:Wait-

Thor: I want to get a tattoo in memory of my brother Loki, he died heroically…

Tattoo artist: AGAIN?!

Mobius: Loki, why is there blood all over the TVA corridors?

Loki: um it’s not blood, it’s paint.

Mobius: why on earth would the TVA paint the floors red?

Loki: it’s called colour theory, look it up.

Peter: and then Doctor Strange broke the multiverse and now there’s all these different versions of me!

Loki: you made out with any of them yet?

Peter: um what?

Loki:nevermind…

Loki: Strange, I have to speak to you about the multiverse-

Strange: I know! I can’t believe I broke it!

Loki: you… broke it?

Wanda: omg, the multiverse is broken-

Loki: Strange did it!

Wanda: he did… I mean, he did!

Loki: so irresponsible!

Wanda: how could you Stephen!

Loki: terrible magic

Wanda: I’m very disappointed in you.

Strange:…

Loki: There’s three ways we can do this: the right way, the wrong way or the Loki way.

Mobius: what’s the loki way?

Sylvie: Same as the wrong way but quicker.