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Tony, jokingly: I should have my boyfriends kill you for that.
Stephen, coming out of a portal: Who do we need to kill?
Tony: Wh– no, I was just kidding around
Loki, appearing and pulling out knifes: No, who’s bothering you?
Loki: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.
Tony: Last night you drunk texted both of us a thousand heart emojis
Loki: Out of anger
Loki and Stephen made fun of Tony’s height again
Tony: I’ll have both of you know that I am at a perfect height to motor boat you! So you better watch where you’re going before you have this face in those tits!
Loki and Stephen:…
Tony: PlUS! I sense a major power dynamic and I. Am. Into that shit! *walks away*
Tony: what is love?
Loki: an emotional minefield…..
Stephen: a neurochemical scam
Bruce: ..baby don’t hurt me?
Tony: THANK YOU BRUCE
Tony: loki, steph, you both need therapy ❤️
Tony: So what if I don’t know my social security number?
Stephen: Tony, sweetheart, even Loki knows your social security number better than you AND HE’S A LITERAL ALIEN.
Loki: Seize from looking at my rear, charlatan.
Stephen: Are you serious? What ass? More like a wedgie.
Tony: I swear. This is how they flirt.
Wong: Are you sure about that? Because it looks like Loki is about to stab Stephen. And Stephen is opening a portal beneath him.
Tony: *sighs*
Tony: It’s their foreplay.
Tony: …I think.
Loki, whispering to Tony: Why is he so hot when he does that?
Tony, wisely: Daddy issues.
Loki, nodding: Makes sense.
Loki: Your father basically sent you to a sex school?!
Stephen: *sighs* Loki, it was a all boys boarding school. I don’t know how many times Tony has told you that.
Loki: Please. It’s an all boys school. What do you think they do there? Learn? *scoffs* Absurd!
Tony: *shrugs* He’s got some what of a point.
Stephen: What do you mean he has some what of a point?!
Stephen:*exists*
Tony: I can fix him
Loki: I can make him worse
Tony: what’s the worst thing you’ve done?
Loki: wear denim on denim
Stephen: you’ve murdered
Loki:so?
Stephen: MURDER IS A CRIME
Loki: and so is wearing denim on denim, I don’t see your point
Tony: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be clinging to my boyfriends all day long.
Loki: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be clinging to these stupid mortals all day long.
Stephen:*screams*
Loki: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Wong: Should we do something?
Tony: No, I wanna see who wins.
Stephen: Babe, is there anything you need to tell me?
Tony: No, why?
Stephen: Because the God of Mischief is at the door claiming to be your husband. And I’m getting really annoyed.
Tony: Fuck, I thought that was a dream.
Stephen: *falls* Ouch!
Someone: Oh my god! Is your bottom okay?
Stephen: How the fuck am I supposed to know? Loki and Tony are on the other side of the world.
Tony and Loki: *lost on another planet*
Tony: If we stay here, we might end up killed or seriously injured by those hostile aliens.
Loki: But if we go back we’ll have to face Stephen.
Tony:
Tony: Aliens it is.
Stephen: So… You’re saying me you.. lost Tony in a crowd??
Loki: To be fair he’s very small
Stephen: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU LOSE SOMEONE, ARE YOU A SORCERER OR NOT
