#lolcats
today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class said “these are so stupid if someone really wanted to kill us they would pull the fire alarm so we would all leave the building in a big crowd and then they could just shoot us all” not sure if he is very smart or very dangerous
i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back
this perfectly describes grandmas
My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.
im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics
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Kanye almost let y'all catch him having a good time. Almost.
1. Cats with everyday objects as names
“Pants broke into the catnip again.”
2. Cats with unexpectedly normal names
“How did Kenneth get on top of the fridge?”
3. cats with historical names
Robespierre get of The goddamn table
this is so funny wtf
JESUS
Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”
Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*
Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”
My massaging this lol
