A KGB agent goes to a library and sees an old Jewish man reading a book.
“What are you reading, old man?” he asks.
“I’m learning Hebrew, comrade,” replies the old Jew.
The KGB agent asks, “What are you learning Hebrew for? You know it takes years to get a permission to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one.”
“I’m learning Hebrew for when I go to heaven so I can speak with Moses and Abraham,” replies the old man.
“How do you know you’re going to heaven? What if you go to hell?” asks the KGB agent.
twitter authors are so funny… “wah someone doesn’t like my book!” maybe because it’s bad
i love how many different authors are named & shamed in the notes on this post. may i recommend two goodreads reviews that made the corresponding twitter authors leave twitter:
