#lorem ipsum dolor queue

catasters:

constellationclarke:

No show will ever be as galaxy brain as casting Lucy Liu as Watson and Natalie Dormer as Moriarty like that’s just the way it is. Cannot be topped

maniacmcgee:

Y’all… what do you guys do for a living… but describe it in the worst way possible.

my-random-fandoms:

vikingofficial:

storytruths:

yarking:

seriousjones:

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

This is such a perfect post to welcome all the supposed newcomers to Tumblr. 

stophelping:

muppethole:

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

Congratulations, that’s the vibe

tesghosterone:

tesghosterone:

tesghosterone:

aren’t you tired of being nice. don’t you just want to go rabid and bite someone

never mind my friend is playing with my hair i think i’ll be nice now

<3

leguin:

leguin:

just the amount of the magicians that is about interacting with the dead self whether it is the past self or the dead self from another timeline or the self from this timeline that will die or the self that was created via mindwiping potions and spells. etc

#quentin’s confrontation/conclusions about the death of the self as in the ego but also as in one’s persistent suicidal drives#in penny’s case the self that HAS died

thinking about this again and about the amount of the magicians that is about self-recognition through the other. interacting with the dead self by interacting with the dead lover.

funnytwittertweets:

ironedorchid:

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

omgciochemipiace:

Stuff like this reminds me that not only are Elephants immensely intelligent and deeply social, they also generally consider humans to be legitimately “cute/adorable” in the same way we do for dogs or cats.

This playful elephant is likely acting accordingly.

Elephant scientist testing whether humans understand object permanence.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

Hi the only thing I care about today is Susan Sarandon’s twitter

everblaeze-and-balefire-deactiv:

gay-jesus-probably:

latinajedi:

clauonacloud:

n-breezii:

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

the fuck

@spiders-hth-is-an-outlier​ tag: #now aren’t you glad no one invited you to dinner in the netherlands?

shrinewreck:

shrinewreck:

sorry for seeing the divine in the monstrous. not my fault.

sorry for making the divine monstrous. that one is my fault i take full credit for it.

sleeping-ranna:

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

lucymelonbun:

iatheia:

afraid-of-woodpeckers:

mens-rights-activia:

Stop assigning genders to the the sun and moon, you freaks! They are just rocks. Sexy sexy rocks, but rocks nonetheless

The sun is about 2% rock. You can round it up.

The sun is a relatively small rock that is very, very, VERY on fire. But there’s a rock in there somewhere, so I think it counts.

roach-works:

longjump506:

euryalus:

spokenitalics:

analphebetapolothology:

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

@ mutuals this is how i see us

me and my mutuals

Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier

me and the mutuals watching staff at work

I used to think LJ was the porch. Tumblr is the porch after we’ve all snorted 10,000 pixie stix

lawfulneurotic:

copperbadge:

tzikeh:

lamardeuse:

iwannahibernate:

poetry-protest-pornography:

Your Kentucky Derby horse name is:

A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate

I’ll go first: Mood Swings Macaroon

Apathy bacon

Spiraling cheerios

Anhedonia Skillet

Numburger, I think I win. 

[ID: A tweet by Elle_em reading “Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate.”]

lady-jane-revisited:

quick & don’t ask why!

what song(s) is/are absolutely & totally about you, not like an ideal you but a genuine you

jackironsides:

g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e:

dgalerab:

also i think it’s funny how tumblr was like “you can pay to see someone’s posts” and we were all like FUCK you and they were like “… pay to… inflict your own posts… on others?” and we were like

yknow, people talk about the tumblr userbase being reclusive and stubborn (and we are), but its worth noting that we’re also aggressively social.

we dont NEED algorithms, because thats OUR job, and we take pride in it. we WANT to do the work ourselves! we WANT to tell people ourselves!

we dont NEED our blogs to look the same, because we wanna make our OWN themes, and share them with each other, and experiment!

our most successful april fools days are the ones that just gave us new avenues to SCREAM REALLY LOUDLY in (promoting candidates in the 2016 election, turning our dashboards into semi-randomized rube goldberg machines of text and emojis in 2022).

we’re always constantly ramping things up to eleven, so the best enrichment toy for us is just. see this ball? feel free to throw it as hard as you want.

> we’re also aggressively social

oh. I just realised.

this is what actual social media is. instead of the other websites, which are advertising media that pretend they’re social media.

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

tumblr SHIELD. for 3 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post would appear on your dash, a pre-loaded post of yours instead appears on the dashboard of the person who tried to blaze you

tumblr BLAST. for 5 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post of yours would be blocked by tumblr shield, it instead appears in all caps at the top of the shielded person’s dashboard for an hour and flashes violently whenever they try to block it

tumblr POSSESS. for 200$ a day you can post using another person’s blog, though you cannot change their blog in any other way nor delete their previous posts. at the end of the day they receive half of the 200 dollars

tumblr TRUE SIGHT. for 6$ monthly you can see when a blog is possessed. tumblr SCRY. for 30$ a day you can read other blogs’ private messages

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

Are you ANGRY??

Are you FULL OF RAGE???

Then you might enjoy LOOKING UP INVASIVE PLANT SPECIES IN YOUR AREA and BRUTALLY MURDERING THEM

me, attacking the bush honeysuckle and wintercreeper in my back yard: rip tear shred tear kill maim slaughter

are plant assassin guilds a thing