#lost tv show
I feel like each new season has worse plotlines and more bigotry than the last
I have made some mistakes my friends
I feel like each new season has worse plotlines and more bigotry than the last
Desmond: Quick, is anyone a doctor?!
Charlie: Uh, yeah, loads of people
Ben: “Ladies and Gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly puts me to sleep
Ben: “Cowards” on the other hand is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic
Sawyer: I’ve finally quit drinking for good
Sawyer: Now I drink for evil
Kate: Oh, so suddenly you don’t have a death wish?
Sawyer: Kate, I never had a death wish. It’s just that, I, personally, don’t believe that I can die
Kate: Jack is such a weirdo. I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with him
Sun: Well… you don’t have to
Kate: Nah, I’m gonna
Jack: Fire at will!
Kate: Which one’s Will?
Jack: I don’t care!
Kate: Roger.
Sawyer: Who’s Roger?
Ben: See, you want to trust me, but there’s something holding you back
Locke: Yes, you’re untrustworthy
Kate: I put the ‘bi’ in bitch
Jack: We can’t all be social butterflies, Kate. For some of us, interacting with organisms is difficult
Kate: It might help if you stopped calling it ‘interacting with organisms’
Ben: You’re really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren’t you?
Locke: As defending champion, are you nervous?
Kate: I like my women how I like my men
Kate: That’s it, that’s the joke. I’m bisexual
Kate: You can’t expect me to stab somebody on an empty stomach
Jack: I’d prefer you didn’t stab anyone at all
Juliet: I’m sorry I broke your glasses
Sawyer: That’s fine, I’ve seen enough
Jack: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you just blindly follow them?
Charlie: Which friend? Was it Hurley?
Jack: What? No-
Charlie, diving off the cliff: Hurley, I’m coming!
Flight attendant: Before leaving, please make sure all small items are secure
Kate, whispering to Claire: Are you feeling safe?
Sun: Jack would throw himself in front of a moving car for you
Kate: Jack would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun
Kate: I don’t know how to tell all of you this, so I’m going to whisper it to Hurley, who will inevitably shout it out in surprise
Kate: *whispers to Hurley*
Hurley: YOU’RE DATING CLAIRE?!
Claire: What’s the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?
Kate: The audacity
Jack: I have created a new rule
Jack: No more stupid plans
Jack: And before you ask what qualifies as stupid, ask yourself this
Jack: Who would you go to to get permission?
Jack: If the answer is Kate, then it’s a stupid plan
Jack: If the answer is Sayid, then it’s probably okay
Kate: Hello, it is I, your favorite person
Sun: Actually, Jin is my favorite person
Kate: Okay then, it is I, that bitch
