#low key frostiron

Tony: Our plans always fall apart. Always! It’d be impressive if it weren’t terrifying.

Loki: We’ve gotten good at improvising, though.

Steve: You two seem kind of out of it today. What did you have for breakfast?

Loki: Don’t be silly, what I ate this morning has nothing to do with my current state.

Steve: Tony, what was your breakfast?

Tony: M&M cereal.

Steve: I didn’t know M&M make cereal.

Tony: They don’t. It’s just M&M’s in a bowl with milk.

Tony: I’m a technological genius!

Steve: You duct-taped a gun to a Roomba.

Tony: Meet the Boomba.

Loki: A knife would’ve been more effective. One that isn’t easily noticeable, so people don’t see it, right up until the Roomba stabs them in the ankle!

Tony: *gasp* You’re right!

Steve: You two are a hazard to society.

Tony & Loki:Thanks.

Loki: Alright, but why are you helping me?

Tony: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I can’t even take care of myself.