#incorrect steve rogers
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEVE!!
Steve: Did you just flirt with me?
Bucky: Have been since the Great Depression but thanks for noticing.
Bruce: This coffee is very hot.
Clint:Yes.
Natasha: So you wouldn’t pour it on your body.
Clint:Correct.
Steve: So you wouldn’t pour it down your thro-
Clint, already drinking it: Oh shit that ouches!
Natasha: I’m a woman of action. You have to act first and learn to apologize later, like I do.
Steve: You never apologize.
Natasha: Well, I would if I had ever been wrong.
Steve, walking into the room with a signage around his neck saying ‘Good things’ :
Tony, following after Steve with a similar sign except his says 'Small Packages’:
Peter, packing his bags: I hate this household
Bucky: you know, Peter, maybe it’s just the concussion talking… but any way you choose to live your life is okay with me.
Peter:huh?
Steve: [whispers] he thinks we’re gay.
Tony: No one is judging you. It’s understandable. Loki is strong and witty, sorta slender but well-muscled. Also, those cheekbones…
Steve: I’m not in love with Loki, but I’m starting to think you might be.
Steve: You two seem kind of out of it today. What did you have for breakfast?
Loki: Don’t be silly, what I ate this morning has nothing to do with my current state.
Steve: Tony, what was your breakfast?
Tony: M&M cereal.
Steve: I didn’t know M&M make cereal.
Tony: They don’t. It’s just M&M’s in a bowl with milk.
Tony: I’m a technological genius!
Steve: You duct-taped a gun to a Roomba.
Tony: Meet the Boomba.
Loki: A knife would’ve been more effective. One that isn’t easily noticeable, so people don’t see it, right up until the Roomba stabs them in the ankle!
Tony: *gasp* You’re right!
Steve: You two are a hazard to society.
Tony & Loki:Thanks.