#loz ganondorf

Nintendo won’t give me a Ganondorf like this because they know I would never shut the fuck up about it if they did

Ganondorf: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds.

Zant: 45 SECONDS?!

Ganondorf: NO!! 4 TO 5 SECONDS!!!

Link: I know I’ve said it a million times before, Tetra, but this time I mean it! I am going to KILL Ganondorf!

Tetra: I’m so tired of you not including me when it comes to parenting.

Tetra: WE are going to kill Ganondorf.

Link: I’ve figured out why you’re so depressed. You have updog.

Ganondorf: What’s updog?

Link: TETRA GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

Ganondorf: Kids, you can do whatever you want. I have total faith in you.

Ghirahim, Volga, Wizzro and Zant: Since when??

Ganondorf: Since Cia yelled at me.

Ganondorf: Cia always accuses me of having a favourite henchman. That’s not true. I love Ghirahim and Not-Ghirahim equally.