#loz hw
Ganondorf: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds.
Zant: 45 SECONDS?!
Ganondorf: NO!! 4 TO 5 SECONDS!!!
Midna: What number am I thinking of?
Link:420?
Midna: No, and that’s very immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Zelda:69?
Midna: Yeah it was 69.
Ganondorf: Kids, you can do whatever you want. I have total faith in you.
Ghirahim, Volga, Wizzro and Zant: Since when??
Ganondorf: Since Cia yelled at me.
Ganondorf: Cia always accuses me of having a favourite henchman. That’s not true. I love Ghirahim and Not-Ghirahim equally.
Midna: [ pulls back curtain while Zelda is in the shower ]
Midna: Honey are we - stop screaming it’s only me - are we out of ice cream?
Midna: There’s only one thing I love: Power.
Zelda: [ walks into the room ]
Midna: Okay two things
Zelda: Why is your back all scratched up?
Link: [ flashback to him chasing a raccoon after Zelda told him to leave it alone ]
Link: … I’m having an affair
Link: From now on we’ll be using code names. I’ll be Eagle One.
Link: Zelda is “Been There Done That”
Link: Ruto is “Currently Doing That”
Link: Impa is “It Happened Once In a Dream”
Link: Lana is “If I Had to Choose a Fangirl”
Link: And Darunia is…
Link: “Eagle Two”
Darunia: Oh thank God