#inaccurateloz
Midna: Tonight’s mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now.
Zelda: Well have I got some news for you.
Riju: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Link: I need you to be less vague and less weird.
Link, pointing at Midna: What’s with this sassy… Lost child?
Buliara: Riju is at that age where a young girl only has one thing on her mind.
Link:Boys?
Riju:Homicide.
Link: Is there a word that’s a mix between sad and mad?
Zelda: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Midna:Smad.
Dorephan: How’s Link?
Sidon: Well last week he was supposed to get flint but he came home with novelty cookie cutters.
Sidon: Now everything we eat is shaped like divine beasts.
Sidon, fondly:He’s amazing. I love him.
Medli, jumping from around a corner:AAH!!
Komali: [ SCREAMS ]
Komali: STAAAHP I coulda dropped my croissant!!
Zelda: The love you two have for each other is wonderful. I wish I had a sibling.
Sidon: [ smiles ]
Mipha: I’ll sell him to you.
Mipha: Cheap.
Ganondorf: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds.
Zant: 45 SECONDS?!
Ganondorf: NO!! 4 TO 5 SECONDS!!!
Link: I know I’ve said it a million times before, Tetra, but this time I mean it! I am going to KILL Ganondorf!
Tetra: I’m so tired of you not including me when it comes to parenting.
Tetra: WE are going to kill Ganondorf.
Zelda: This will pass. She’ll eventually just burn herself out.
Midna: THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK! I’M AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY!
Red: I made you this friendship bracelet.
Blue: I’m not really a jewelry person.
Red: You don’t have to wear it…
Blue: No, I’m going to wear it forever. Back off.
Tetra: Link and I have this kind of chemistry where we finish each other’s s-
Link:-sentences.
Tetra: Don’t interrupt me.
Midna: Even going to the bank can be exciting, if you wear a ski mask.
Vaati: Who the fuck are you?
CoH Conductor: Who the fuck are you?
Vaati: I asked you first.
CoH Conductor: I asked you second.
Zelda: Help me with this crossword puzzle. What’s a 4 letter word for disappointment?
Revali:Link.
Zelda: It fits.
Purah: Hey, Zelda. What’s going on?
Zelda: Teenage rebellion.
Purah: Fuck yeah! Stick it to the old people!
Link: I’m Link, we met yesterday?
Zant: Oh yeah, I remember you! The guy with the imp?
Link: Right.
Zant: And the wolf form?
Link: (pulls out his sword) Right.
Zant: …And the sword?
Link: Right.
Zant: Why are you pointing a sword at me, Link?
Link: I’ve figured out why you’re so depressed. You have updog.
Ganondorf: What’s updog?
Link: TETRA GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
Link: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Zelda: Link, nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
Link: FLOOR IT?!
Zelda: LINK NO
Link: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
Zelda: LINK YOU’RE GOING TO BURN THE CASTLE DOWN
Link: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES
Zelda:LINK PLEASE