#mad trigger crew
“Reason to Fight” in a Nutshell:
Rio: Dice your leader hurt my very dear friend. I don’t think we should hang out this weekend
Dice: ehhh…I’m sure its fine. Do you want me to bring beer? I think it’ll go good with what you’re cooking. See you on Sunday!
Jyuto: Muhahaha I’ll make all the puns off of your name. See? I’m a wordsmith-
Gentaro: hey! hey, bunny-cop, look over here!
*Jyuto looks*
Gentaro: B I T C H.
Samatoki: I am hurt. I am angry. Everything about the last 4 years was a lie? Another friend betrayed me?I’m going through a lot rn tbh
Ramuda: LOOK A MY BEAUTIFUL POSSE!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH! CROPS:watered, SKIN: flawless, FLING POSSE: amazing and did I mention how in love I am with them? Sorry I can’t hear you,Samatoki, over my happiness with my posse!!
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Buster Bros!!!
Ichirou: Yes. YES. Y E S.
Jirou: Eeeh…No www
Saburou: Hmm…Once he helped Ichirou make cookies for Jirou but that’s about it
MAD TRIGGER CREW
Samatoki: He can manage?
Jyuuto: Nope.
Rio:Survival cooking
Fling Posse
Ramuda: Like I said before, that’s the only thing he can do in the kitchen wwww
Gentaro: He can make stuff like konpeito
Dice: No??
Matenrou
Jakurai: He’s not that good at it ww
Hifumi: Perfect Waifu
Doppo: He bakes Hifumi a cake for his birthday everyday~
Bad Ass Temple
Kuuko:No
Jyuushi: Yes! He makes very cute things!
Hitoya: Uhhh…No? ww
Dotsuitare Hompo
Sasara: He makes hard candy with Rosho sometimes!
Rosho: He’s good at it www
Rei: …
Chuuoku/The Party of Words
Otome: Not really..wwwww
Ichijuku: Yeah no ww
Nemu: Yes!!
I agree with all but Samatoki. HE COOKED FOR NEMU AND THE YAMADA SIBLINGS!! He is the chef master!!!! (at least he had to do it since Nemu asked, cant remember if the had dinner all toghether or not) And Ichiro learnt from him, mega headcanon. Dont try to change my mind.
Aaahhh, I kinda thought the he won’t bake stuff a lot ww I mean, he’s a great cook in canon but I’ve always rated his baking skills as meh wwwww But yeah, he is great at cooking!!
Since we have cooking already, can these idiots bake?
Buster Bros!!!
Ichirou: Yes. YES. Y E S.
Jirou: Eeeh…No www
Saburou: Hmm…Once he helped Ichirou make cookies for Jirou but that’s about it
MAD TRIGGER CREW
Samatoki: He can manage?
Jyuuto: Nope.
Rio:Survival cooking
Fling Posse
Ramuda: Like I said before, that’s the only thing he can do in the kitchen wwww
Gentaro: He can make stuff like konpeito
Dice: No??
Matenrou
Jakurai: He’s not that good at it ww
Hifumi: Perfect Waifu
Doppo: He bakes Hifumi a cake for his birthday everytime~
Bad Ass Temple
Kuuko:No
Jyuushi: Yes! He makes very cute things!
Hitoya: Uhhh…No? ww
Dotsuitare Hompo
Sasara: He makes hard candy with Rosho sometimes!
Rosho: He’s good at it www
Rei: …
Chuuoku/The Party of Words
Otome: Not really..wwwww
Ichijuku: Yeah no ww
Nemu: Yes!!
Buster Bros!!!
Ichirou: Yes. Definitely. This boi can cook you up a three-course meal with ease. And everything will taste amazing-
Jirou: I mean…He can try? He’s not bad at it but he’s not that good at it
Saburou: He can make cup ramen and that’s it.
MAD TRIGGER CREW
Samatoki: He’s surprisingly really good at it!
Jyuuto: He can make stuff like pasta and maybe a decent breakfast
Rio:Survival cooking
Fling Posse
Ramuda: The only thing he can do properly is bake and that’s it
Gentaro: The only member in Fling Posse who can actually make a proper meal- And he’s great at it!
Dice: Most of the time when he tries to cook the whole house is burning down. If it doesn’t, his cooking is still ‘meh’. He learns from Rio~!
Matenrou:
Jakurai: Sensei is great at cooking!
Hifumi: Come on, he’s a perfect waifu
Doppo: He’s uhh..pretty decent at it
Bad Ass Temple:
Kuuko: Nope. No way. Do NOT let him near the kitchen.
Jyuushi: He makes really cute stuff! Like, cute kyara-ben with Amanda shaped stuff! He cries if he messes up though
Hitoya: He’s a pretty decent cook.
Dotsuitare Hompo
Sasara: It depends on who he’s eating with. With Rosho? Amazing. With Rei? Nope.
Rosho: He’s like..really good at it unless someone is watching him cook
Rei: His cooking skills are as good as his parenting skills.
Chuuoku/Party of Words
Otome: She’s decent
Ichijuku: Good. She doesn’t cook a lot though
Nemu: Waifu material.
Bayside Smoking* Blues
Jyuto Iruma and Samatoki Aohitsugi, from Hypnosis Mic: Division Rap Battle.
With acxzelle as Samatoki.
Photos by Studio Mermage.
(*Theatrical grade herbal cigarettes were used for this photo shoot. Smoking is harmful to your health, unless you are an anime character.)
all my entries for @hypmichomage, a digital Hypnosis Mic charity anthology I ran! The theme was to recreate rap album covers by drawing Hypnosis Mic characters. Here we have…
- Saburo as Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton
- Samatoki as Kendrick Lamar’s Swimming Pools (Drank)
- Otome and The Dirty Dawg as M.I.A’s Kala
Buy the anthology on itchio for pay-what-you-want!
Funds are donated to Musicians Without Borders.
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been a lil quiet round here so figured i’d promo again ! come by we’re all sane despite the name i prommy
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32979904
well, here it is. as promised, The Samajaku Fic™️.
Hypnosis Mic pop-up store
Ikebukuro, February-March 2019
MAD TRIGGER CREW
EP 12 • HYPNOSIS MICROPHONE
入間 銃兎 | 45Rabbit | Jyuto Iruma
EP 11 • HYPMIC
入間 銃兎 | 45Rabbit | Jyuto Iruma
EP 9 •
Jyuto is so beautiful, look at this pose! ♡(> ਊ <)♡
Official art
入間 銃兎 | 45Rabbit | Jyuto Iruma
HYPMIC EP 8 •
JYUTO NOOOOOOOO ! It’s a trap
My God, now I’m too anxious for episode 8, how can I make it through 1 week until the next episode ? I hope our manages to escape this, and don’t eliminate MTC ** fear **
preparing my handkerchiefs to cry like a child, in case the next episode tells Jyuto’s past.
入間 銃兎 | 45Rabbit | MAD TRIGGER CREW
About episode 6 of Hypmic, Jyuto I protect you from your haters
Anyone: What’s your division?
Me:
publish allowed, give credits to editors: @kookjuliana and @bichofycosplay
Stan MTC
Rules won’t work here, trust me
I’m the only real gangster here
I rule this city from the shadows
Even the police and gangs are afraid of me
I hold their weaknesses in my hands
Drug traffic? I’ll decimate it in one hit
- Uncrushable
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The song is playing forever in my head.
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Hypmic As Tarot Cards [Part 1]
Buster Bros:
Mad Trigger Crew
Matenro:
Art by Twitter @die4_
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Here is a Bot Generate SamaIchi fic. Take It.
A Corncerning Fanfiction
Ichiro Yamada was thinking about Samatoki Aohitsugi again. Samatoki was a hungry Yakuza with wide dick and dirty hair.
Ichiro walked over to the window and reflected on his bustling surroundings. He had always loved crowded Ikebukuro with its oily, obedient owls. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel relaxed.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the hungry figure of Samatoki Aohitsugi.
Ichiro gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a special, tight-fisted, Coke drinker with a handsome dick and beautiful hair. His friends saw him as a giant, grieving God amongst men. Once, he had even brought a wizard Saburo back from the brink of death.
But not even a special person who had once brought a wizard Saburo back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Samatoki had in store today.
The foggy teased like gyrating pigeons, making Ichiro unstable. Ichiro grabbed a tiny microphone that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Ichiro stepped outside and Samatoki came closer, he could see the stormy glint in his eye.
Samatoki gazed with the affection of 3316 mean ripe rabbits. He said, in hushed tones, “I love you and I want affection.”
Ichiro looked back, even more unstable and still fingering the tiny microphone. “Samatoki, I want to Marry you,” he replied.
They looked at each other with irritable feelings, like two old, obnoxious Owls sleeping at a very stupid dinner party, which had japanese Rap music playing in the background and two bold uncles smiling to the beat.
Ichiro regarded Samatoki’s tall Dick and dirty hair. “I feel the same way!” revealed Ichiro with a delighted grin.
Samatoki looked sleepy, his emotions blushing like an oily, old shoe.
Then Samatoki came inside for a nice drink of Coke.
THE END
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SURVIVAL COOKING
