#madara x hashirama
Hashirama: What is wrong with you?! Are you crazy?!
Madara: Crazy for you, yes. ❤
Madara: You’re annoying.
Hashirama: But you love me!
Madara: [kisses Hashirama’s forehead] That doesn’t make you any less annoying.
Madara: I like all of Hashirama’s brothers!
Madara: Itama, Kawarama…
Madara: [reads smudged writing on hand] Toblerone.
Hashirama: Oh shut up, I wasn’t that drunk!
Madara: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was “important”.
Hashirama: [tearing up] But you are!
Madara: I’m not like most guys.
Madara: [sips Hashirama’s come through a very complex straw]
Madara: I’m worse.
Madara: Fuck AND marry Hashirama, and I’ll kill everyone else.
Hashirama, blushing: Madara, that’s not how the game works!
Hashirama: [goes absolutely stone cold murderous]
Madara: This better not awaken anything in me.
Hashirama: [does something ridiculous]
Madara: Great, like I needed to get any more attracted to you.
Hashirama:-what?
Madara: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. That’s what I said!
Hashirama: A guardian angel is like, this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don’t get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.
Madara: Oh, so like you.
Hashirama, tearing up:
Hikaku: What are you looking for, Madara-sama?
Madara: My will to live.
Hikaku:What?
[Hashirama walks in]
Madara: Nevermind, found it.
Hashirama: Fuck me if I’m wrong, but-
Madara: Wrong. You’re wrong.
Hashirama: I haven’t ev-
Madara, already undressing: YOU. ARE. WRONG.
Tobirama, angry and bruised: You’ll be happy to know that Madara punched me in the face several times when I told him to break up with you!
Hashirama, dreamily: That does make me happy.
Tobirama: Guess we’re being candid today.
Madara:[blinks]
Hashirama, to Tobirama: [motions at Madara] See? That’s why I can’t keep my hands to myself!
Tobirama:
Tobirama: FUCK MADARA
Hashirama, smiling: …I mean, if you insist.
Tobirama: N O
The only thing straight about Hashirama is his hair, goodnight.
Okay so here is my headcannon of @hashimadaheadcanons ‘s Hashimada
And the kids as individuals
Both of the kids has Madara’s dark wavy hair, Obito is pale white just like Madara but Kagami is a bit sun kissed tanned (not as much as Hashirama but not pale as Madara or Obito)
