#hashirama senju
Vamos a llorar en español.
#HashiMada #CriesInSpanish.
Yet another crop of these pieces because I just love them :)
Madara: I’m getting married today.
Hashirama: Really? That’s great! Who are you marry-
Madara: [slams marriage certificate down] It’s you, you’re marrying me. Now come on, we’re going to be late to our wedding.
Hashirama: What is wrong with you?! Are you crazy?!
Madara: Crazy for you, yes. ❤
Madara: You’re annoying.
Hashirama: But you love me!
Madara: [kisses Hashirama’s forehead] That doesn’t make you any less annoying.
Hashirama: Oh shut up, I wasn’t that drunk!
Madara: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was “important”.
Hashirama: [tearing up] But you are!
Madara: I’m not like most guys.
Madara: [sips Hashirama’s come through a very complex straw]
Madara: I’m worse.
Madara: Fuck AND marry Hashirama, and I’ll kill everyone else.
Hashirama, blushing: Madara, that’s not how the game works!
Hashirama: [goes absolutely stone cold murderous]
Madara: This better not awaken anything in me.
Hashirama: [does something ridiculous]
Madara: Great, like I needed to get any more attracted to you.
Hashirama:-what?
Madara: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. That’s what I said!