#incorrect naruto quotes
Kakashi: I don’t want to be Iruka’s boyfriend.
Yamato: Well, what do you want, then?
Kakashi: I don’t know! I just want to be with him all the time. I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand and smell his hair. But I don’t want to be his stupid boyfriend.
Gai: You should ask him to marry you then.
Yamato, who’s been waiting Gai’s proposal for years: Excuse me?
Iruka to Kakashi: If I go on a date with you, will you bring the dog from your profile picture?
Kakashi, trying to flirt : If I bring Pakkun will you bring you sweet smile with you?
Iruka: We can’t go on a romantic date, we’re in the middle of a huge fight!
Kakashi: We are?
Iruka: You didn’t KNOW?
Kakashi: Nobody told me!
Kakashi, pulling out two tickets from his pocket with a sad pout: So… I guess I have to give them to someone else?
Iruka: What is it?
Kakashi: Kashikiri Onsen.
Iruka, kissing a very confused Kakashi, with sparkles in his eyes: You absolute fucking bastard are not going to give them to anyone else.
Hashirama: What is wrong with you?! Are you crazy?!
Madara: Crazy for you, yes. ❤
Madara: You’re annoying.
Hashirama: But you love me!
Madara: [kisses Hashirama’s forehead] That doesn’t make you any less annoying.
Madara: I like all of Hashirama’s brothers!
Madara: Itama, Kawarama…
Madara: [reads smudged writing on hand] Toblerone.
Hashirama: Oh shut up, I wasn’t that drunk!
Madara: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was “important”.
Hashirama: [tearing up] But you are!
Madara: I’m not like most guys.
Madara: [sips Hashirama’s come through a very complex straw]
Madara: I’m worse.
Madara: Fuck AND marry Hashirama, and I’ll kill everyone else.
Hashirama, blushing: Madara, that’s not how the game works!
Hashirama: [goes absolutely stone cold murderous]
Madara: This better not awaken anything in me.
Hashirama: [does something ridiculous]
Madara: Great, like I needed to get any more attracted to you.
Hashirama:-what?
Madara: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. That’s what I said!
Hashirama: A guardian angel is like, this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don’t get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.
Madara: Oh, so like you.
Hashirama, tearing up:
Hikaku: What are you looking for, Madara-sama?
Madara: My will to live.
Hikaku:What?
[Hashirama walks in]
Madara: Nevermind, found it.
Hashirama: Fuck me if I’m wrong, but-
Madara: Wrong. You’re wrong.
Hashirama: I haven’t ev-
Madara, already undressing: YOU. ARE. WRONG.
Tobirama, angry and bruised: You’ll be happy to know that Madara punched me in the face several times when I told him to break up with you!
Hashirama, dreamily: That does make me happy.
Tobirama: Guess we’re being candid today.
Mito: You know, when Madara comes over, my husband can get a little…
Tobirama:Irresponsible?
Izuna:Idiotic?
Touka:Gay?
Mito: All three.
Tobirama: FUCK MADARA
Hashirama, smiling: …I mean, if you insist.
Tobirama: N O
Hashirama: Today I get to talk about the love of my life.
Madara:[smiles]
Hashirama: This village!
Madara:…
Madara, under his breath: He really doesn’t hear it.
Madara, coming up behind Hashirama and covering his eyes: Guess who? He’s sweet, he’s handsome, and he’s going to get really mad if you get it wrong.
Shino: Do not tell me misinformation as a joke. Why? I am autistic and will not understand that you’re kidding and I will try to fight you on it.
Shikamaru: I’m starved for touch and about to make this embarrassingly clear the next time someone even grazes me
