This is like the third time they’ve done this plot
Imagine getting What We Do in the Shadows out of the Fox purchase and not using that as an easy template for a comedy skewed Mansion movie.
Oh my god they couldn’t be more boring and overdone. When are we going to get a movie about the ghosts haunting the house and not the dumb ass losers moving into the house??
They will neverget it right. The fact that they refuse to acknowledge the ‘happy’ in ‘happy haunts’ is simply hilarious at this point. Not that you can’t have a villainous ghost amongst the bunch, but the focus shouldn’t be on them.
The selling points should be the dark and surreal humor and the alluring strangeness of the mansion itself.
‘Exorcise’ and ‘Haunted Mansion’ shouldn’t even be ALLOWED in the same sentence unless the first word is used in the context of exorcising the fear of death with humor.
And I want to take this opportunity to say thank you to all the new followers and friends I made in the past year! Your support has meant the world to me <3 special thanks to those who joined in on the madness in my PM discord server <3 you guys are incredible. More ramblings under the cut!
Phantom Manor was probalby one of the most influencial things in my life since my parents dragged me on it at the tender age of three. I metabolized and reimagined its story several times during the years both through the creation of original characters that were based on those from the ride or simply by putting not-so-subtle references to it in my work. And in my humble opinion, that’s the greatest accomplishment any story can achieve: spark a child‘s imagination and inspire more stories.
I am immensely grateful to the Imagineers for what they did with the 2018-2019 refurbishment and I hope they will continue to show this unique attraction the love it deserves. I know that the changes have been quite the divisive topic within the fandom (believe me, I understand :V) but I absolutely love them and can’t wait to experience the new version of the ride myself.
More great memes from my Phantom Manor discord… once again, thanks to @luzisms , @kou-kagerou@nola-schuyler and all other members for their contributions! <3
Mary Oceaneer (Disney Cruise Line, Oceaneer Lab, Typhoon Lagoon)
Camellia Falco (Tokyo Disney SEA ~ Soarin’ Fantastic Flight)
Alberta Falls (Disneyland/Disneyworld, Jungle Cruise, Skippers Canteen)
No, in case you’re wondering these three adventurous ladies didn’t sit side by side in Porto Paradiso during a fancy SEA reunion… Camellia was born at the end of the XVIII century, Mary was -probably- in her 30s in 1899 and Alberta was born much later, in 1911.
It would be possible for an old Camellia to have met a young Mary and the same goes for Mary and a young Alberta…
But I mean, this won’t stop me headcanoning that Camellia is everyone’s cool Italian ghost grandma :P
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