#manhwa incorrect quotes
Penelope: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Callisto, standing on top of multiple bodies of Eckart knights, holding a half-deadDerrick by his neck: I do.
Penelope, crosses her arms, waits impatiently:
Also Callisto: *sweats nervously, avoids her gaze*
Callisto: Human life is meaningless just end it already.
Penelope *Existing*
Callisto: Nevermind. If anyone touches that woman I’ll end the world.
Og!Penelope:[gets a papercut]
VADD fandom, tearing up: haven’t you been through enough?
Penelope: I’m going to be away for a while
Callisto: Ok I’m not gonna miss you or anything and I’m gonna be perfectly fine if you leave me here all alone
Penelope:…
Penelope: Are you crying?
Callisto with teary eyes: N O
Cedric:I think the Crown Prince really likes Princess Eckart.
Emperor: Where did you even get that idea from, sir Porter?
Cedric remembers seeing Callisto trying to seduce Penelope by wrapping his arms around the princess while whispering something in her ear. Whatever he whispered, it left Penelope blushing slightly:… It’s just a hunch.
Judith* in trears*: I want my mommy !
Me : I want your mommy too
Judith :What
Me : w h a t
Penelope: *roasts Callisto and then leaves*
Callisto: *starts hearing wedding bells*
Judith: Dad why did you fall in love with mom
Callisto while smiling fondly at the memories: She roasted my ass so freaking hard it was hella hot
*after the first proposal*
Callisto: That’s when I thought to myself, ‘Don’t think, Callisto. Act.’
Cedric: So you weren’t thinking.
Callisto: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
Penelope: What are you in the mood for?
Callisto: World domination.
Penelope: That’s a bit ambitious.
Callisto: You are my world.
Penelope:Aww…
Callisto:
Penelope:
Callisto:
Penelope:OH.
*Argument between Reynold & Penelope*
Penelope: What are you, nine?
Reynold *snorting a laugh*: Nine inches taller than you.
Penelope:….
Reynold: I’m sorry, please don’t kill me.
Penelope: I’m cold.
Reynold:What?[removes coat]ITOLD you to bring more layers but you DIDN’T listen, and now [piles scarves on her]I’VE got to make sure you don’t freeze to death![takes someone else’s hat]How long have you been cold ??? You should’ve said something sooner, dumbass! If you get sick then that’s your fault!
SomeNobelman made Yvonne cry,Penelope to the rescue
Penelope: I’m gonna make him pay for this.
Penelope: I’m not strong. But i know a lot of ways to destroy a man emotionally.
Reynold: I can vouch for that.
Penelope:Yeah.
Derrick: “Thalia and I don’t have pet names for each other”
Penelope:“Right, do you know what bees make?”
Derrick:“Honey?”
*Thalia from the other room*: “Yes dear?”
Penelope:“Don’t lie to my face again”
*Argument between Reynold & Penelope*
Penelope: What are you, nine?
Reynold *snorting a laugh*: Nine inches taller than you.
Penelope:….
Reynold: I’m sorry, please don’t kill me.
Reynold: Derrick, I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it-
Derrick: … and now I have to physically restrain you from putting a light bulb in your mouth.
Derrick: Okay, so i’ve left you all a set of instructions for while i’m away.
Reynold: Mine just says “Reynold, no.”
Derrick: And i want you to apply it to every situation.
______________Spoiler________________
He doesn’t
Yvonne: *tapping fingers on table*
Penelope: *tapping fingers back furiously*
Reynold: What’s going on?
Derrick: They’re talking in Morse code.
Yvonne: – -.– / -… — -.– ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. .—-. … / …. — - - . .-. / - …. .- -. / -.– — ..- .-. .—-. …
Penelope,slams hands on the table: YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK !
s,ɹnoʎ uɐɥʇ ɹǝʇʇoɥ s,puǝᴉɹɟʎoq ʎɯ
