#callisto regulus
[In bed]
Callisto: Come on, Babe, hurt me.
Penelope: Your family hates you.
Callisto:…
Penelope: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Callisto, standing on top of multiple bodies of Eckart knights, holding a half-deadDerrick by his neck: I do.
Penelope, crosses her arms, waits impatiently:
Also Callisto: *sweats nervously, avoids her gaze*
Callisto: Human life is meaningless just end it already.
Penelope *Existing*
Callisto: Nevermind. If anyone touches that woman I’ll end the world.
Penelope: I’m going to be away for a while
Callisto: Ok I’m not gonna miss you or anything and I’m gonna be perfectly fine if you leave me here all alone
Penelope:…
Penelope: Are you crying?
Callisto with teary eyes: N O
Cedric:I think the Crown Prince really likes Princess Eckart.
Emperor: Where did you even get that idea from, sir Porter?
Cedric remembers seeing Callisto trying to seduce Penelope by wrapping his arms around the princess while whispering something in her ear. Whatever he whispered, it left Penelope blushing slightly:… It’s just a hunch.
Judith* in trears*: I want my mommy !
Me : I want your mommy too
Judith :What
Me : w h a t
Penelope: *roasts Callisto and then leaves*
Callisto: *starts hearing wedding bells*
Judith: Dad why did you fall in love with mom
Callisto while smiling fondly at the memories: She roasted my ass so freaking hard it was hella hot
*after the first proposal*
Callisto: That’s when I thought to myself, ‘Don’t think, Callisto. Act.’
Cedric: So you weren’t thinking.
Callisto: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
Penelope: What are you in the mood for?
Callisto: World domination.
Penelope: That’s a bit ambitious.
Callisto: You are my world.
Penelope:Aww…
Callisto:
Penelope:
Callisto:
Penelope:OH.
Penelope: doing something badass
Callisto:
Penelope and Castillo
- The crown prince of the Empire Eorka, Callisto Regulus, is a cruel tyrant who treats humans like dirt.
“What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed.” - (via meaty-bicycle)
You can not look me dead in my eyes and tell me Callisto did not pamper the shit out of Penelope when they got married. I know he for a FACT, he had her walking around in the finest gowns and let her eat to her heart’s content when she was pregnant. This man wanted the very BESTof everything for his wife and would not accept anything less
Second Queen
I noticed the vibe of Queen Ravenna from Snow White suits the second queen from VADD
Imaginen callisto as snow white and Penelope has to kiss him-
What if the timeloop was hell for Yvonne too? Also the amount of trigger warnings I had to add was insanity.
TW: Manipulation (in the literal sense lol), poison, hanging/strangulation, beheading, murder, impalement, im just going to go with body horror bc i can’t think of anything else that describes it, dismemberment, weapons, burning at the stake, starvation, she’s compared to a marionette a lot, bleeding out
Word Count: 523
When another monster appeared on the horizon, which must be defeated by performing a chain of strange actions:
“For nearly a decade I’ve rolled like a dog on the battlefield. But why should I play a fucking war game when I don’t know when the woman I love is going to die?”
- Callisto Regulus
I would never say that my spouse is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My spouse IS a bitch and I like her SO MUCH.
- callisto, probably
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