#reynold eckart
Men can look good with pink
SomeNobelman made Yvonne cry,Penelope to the rescue
Penelope: I’m gonna make him pay for this.
Penelope: I’m not strong. But i know a lot of ways to destroy a man emotionally.
Reynold: I can vouch for that.
Penelope:Yeah.
*Argument between Reynold & Penelope*
Penelope: What are you, nine?
Reynold *snorting a laugh*: Nine inches taller than you.
Penelope:….
Reynold: I’m sorry, please don’t kill me.
Reynold: Derrick, I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it-
Derrick: … and now I have to physically restrain you from putting a light bulb in your mouth.
Derrick: Okay, so i’ve left you all a set of instructions for while i’m away.
Reynold: Mine just says “Reynold, no.”
Derrick: And i want you to apply it to every situation.
______________Spoiler________________
He doesn’t
Yvonne: *tapping fingers on table*
Penelope: *tapping fingers back furiously*
Reynold: What’s going on?
Derrick: They’re talking in Morse code.
Yvonne: – -.– / -… — -.– ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. .—-. … / …. — - - . .-. / - …. .- -. / -.– — ..- .-. .—-. …
Penelope,slams hands on the table: YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK !
s,ɹnoʎ uɐɥʇ ɹǝʇʇoɥ s,puǝᴉɹɟʎoq ʎɯ
Smells I associate vadd characters with:
Penelope: Roses, Pepper, Smoke
Yvonne: Vanilla, Cherry blossoms, Baby’s breath
Reynold: Cinnamon, snapdragons
Ikiles: Metal, The air after’s it’s rained, fresh soil
And that’s everyone who gets a scent because I can’t think of anyone else.
Reynold X Emily Aesthetic
I’m not very good at emotions, but I think I love you.
Up next is the Duke and Duchess.
-The bad-tempered second son of Duke Eckart, Reynold, is belligerent and has a foul mouth.
“I don’t have a short temper. I have a quick reaction to bullshit.” - Anonymus
*Argument between Reynold & Penelope*
Penelope: What are you, nine?
Reynold *snorting a laugh*: Nine inches taller than you.
Penelope:….
Reynold: I’m sorry, please don’t kill me.
Penelope: I’m cold.
Reynold:What?[removes coat]ITOLD you to bring more layers but you DIDN’T listen, and now [piles scarves on her]I’VE got to make sure you don’t freeze to death![takes someone else’s hat]How long have you been cold ??? You should’ve said something sooner, dumbass! If you get sick then that’s your fault!