#masturbate

I need a break from work, and for some reason having an erection seems like a good idea. Did an elaborate specific fantasy suddenly jump into my head? No, I’m just thinking: I like it when my dick is hard. Things are simple and easy.

And now I’m aware of my balls, how full and heavy they feel, and I realize there is a good reason for that; I haven’t cum for a few days and I have a big load stored up. Am I thinking about how it would feel if I shot that load? No, not yet. I just enjoy knowing the load is there, that I have been making it for days, carrying it around with me. Though it’s all I know, I do like being a member of the sex which makes sperm.

My cock is already a little thicker than normal; I can feel it against my underwear. It’s been listening to me think, but I haven’t yet given in completely to enjoying myself. I reach down and begin to stroke myself through my jeans. Yeah, this is a good idea. Let’s do this.

I get up and walk over to the computer and log in to the Tumblr account I use to follow porn. My dashboard does not disappoint. I scroll past image after image of cocks, pussies, cocks in pussies, and my favorite, pussies full of cum.

My own cock is swelling and definitely needs release from its denim prison. I unbutton my jeans and slip a hand under the waistband of my boxers to grasp my shaft. My hand feels cold for a few moments, but somehow that doesn’t seem like a bad thing. It just makes my cock feel hot, and a hot cock feels ready. With my other hand, I open my jeans and push down my boxers far enough to expose my balls, and now I hold my stiffening cock out from my body and stroke it slowly.

Quickly, now, I am rock hard and straining and already starting to leak pre-cum, nature’s second-best lube, and I smear it up and down my shaft. Yeah, I was right. This much pre-cum this soon tells me I have a huge load ready to shoot, and I can feel the size of my load in my balls, too. When I cum, there will be ten or twelve spurts, long and strong.

Yeah, I am thinking about cumming now. How could I not? I’m in no rush, but let’s face it: I’m a guy and I like to shoot my cum. And yeah, now I have something specific in mind, the one place I want to shoot: deep inside your pussy. One hand still on my cock and the other gently pulling and cupping my balls, I close my eyes and imagine…

I’m driving myself deep inside you, balls deep, cockhead right up against your cervix. You and I both know that every time we fuck I do my best to get you pregnant. The only difference today is that I know you’re ovulating and you’re whispering in my ear: “Do it… Cum in me… I want your baby… Make me pregnant…” I press my cock deep in you, grinding against you, and suddenly I’m cumming, shooting my sperm in their millions right where they belong. Each exquisite spasm seems endless as I spurt every drop of warm, sperm-rich semen I have into you, filling you to overflowing…

Say it with me. “I’m a masturbator.” Go ahead. Say it. Say it out loud. “I’m a masturbator.”
It feels so good to say it. It feels so good because that’s what you are, isn’t it? You’re a masturbator. We’re all masturbators here. You can’t help but to give your penis the attention it deserves. It gets so warm and hard that you just have to touch it. It gets harder and harder and so warm in your hand. You just have to masturbate.
You have to touch your hard penis. You have to masturbate it. Up and down, up and down for hours.
Masturbating is an experience. It’s a journey through self pleasure, isn’t it? It’s a personal time that you dedicate to yourself and yourself alone. You can make yourself feel so good alone, with your own hand. It feels so natural. It feels so natural to masturbate. It’s an experience and an art that you’ve perfected. It’s the experience of masturbation.

It’s ok to masturbate. It’s ok to touch that warm spot right in between your legs. That throbbing spot. It gets so warm and you feel excited, because you know what happens next - you’re going to masturbate. You’re going to masturbate, aren’t you? Yes, you are because you are a masturbator. Say it out loud. Right now. Say, “I’m a masturbator.” It feels good to say it out loud. And it feels even better to say it while you’re masturbating, doesn’t it? 

You masturbate whenever you can, don’t you? You have to masturbate. It is a constant need that all of us masturbators know. Like an itch that won’t go away, no matter how hard you scratch. And no matter how much you masturbate, you always need more. And it’s ok. We understand. It feels good to masturbate and become lost in the warm pleasure. And I bet the word “masturbate” makes your penis throb and feel so good. Do you like saying “penis” out loud too? I bet you have other little words or phrases that you like to think about or say while you masturbate. I do. We all have our little tips and tricks to get ourselves off in the best possible way - it’s the way only you know how. And that’s what makes you a masturbator.

Keep masturbating and know that your brothers are masturbating right here with you.

Masturbate, masturbate, masturbate. Your penis feels so good right now with your hand wrapped around it, pulling it, rubbing it. Rub it up and down, up and down. Tug on your hard, erect penis. Make it feel so good.
Think about your brothers masturbating right along with you. Because we are. And we’re all masturbators. We all love to masturbate. You know how to best take care of yourself. You know how to get to right on the edge and stay there. It’s an art. It’s the art of masturbation, and you’ve mastered it. That’s something special that only masturbators understand. Masturbating already feels so good, but that fact makes it feel even better. Get into a masturbating frenzy, furiously masturbating. Goon out. Your penis loves it. You love it. And if it feels right, make your penis orgasm and watch your sperm come out. Hold onto that explosion of pleasure for as long as you can. And if you edge and edge forever, then keep on edging. You know what you like to do. You know exactly what to do to feel good in that special masturbator way. So go ahead… masturbate, masturbate, masturbate.

mymasturbatedpenis:

You are obviously a serial committed masturbator, like myself. Don’t stop no matter how old you are. Your penis never stops feeling good when you rub it, make it spit out sperm because you are a MASTURBATOR. Don’t you just love it when you are called a masturbator. I do MASTURBATOR, MASTURBATOR, MASTURBATOR. That’s what you are a MASTURBATOR.  So indulge in the incredible pleasure your penis can bring you.

I follow Elderbator’s advice every day.

I love being called a masturbator because that is what I am.

It’s ok to masturbate. It feels good to. It feels right. However long you masturbate is ok. You know how to make your penis feel so good in that special, horny way. You can’t help it. You can’t help it because you’re a masturbator.

You’re a masturbator. I’m a masturbator. We’re all masturbators here. We all know that nice way to make ourselves feel so good. We understand one another We know that we have to do it. It’s different than when other people just masturbate to get off. We must do it. For our own personal and special reasons, we must masturbate. Isn’t that right?

My brothers, goon out and become lost in your masturbation. 

We understand. We know. And we’re doing it right along with you. 

Hello Penis Masturbators,

If you’re reading this, you’re probably masturbating, aren’t you? Going deeper into your gooning bate session. That’s what you need. Always to go deeper and edging for longer and longer. Some of you cum because you simply can’t take the sweet agony anymore and some of you will continue to edge. Either way is perfectly fine. You know what you need to do to feel so good while masturbating. Indulging in that sweet agony of continuous masturbation. It’s good that way. It’s the way it’s meant to be. Because you’re a masturbator. I’m a masturbator. And it’s ok. It’s nice to live in this gooning pleasure-filled world. Whether it’s an all consuming need that constantly invades your thoughts or if you do it recreationally when you have time, it’s all the same. Because masturbating has become a way of living your life. You make time for gooning masturbating sessions regardless. I know. All of our masturbating brothers know. It’s a special bond and we all encourage it. So go ahead. Masturbate more and more, and know your brothers are masturbating right along with you.