Controversial IFBB pro Jon Andersen. Are his traps real? Who the hell knows. Is his body in any way symmetrical or aesthetically pleasing? Nope. Is there a reason he usually places at or near the bottom in pretty much every professional contest he’s entered? Surely. Yes.

And yet: He’s such a hot, huge, commanding muscle daddy type, none of that really matters. He’s just plain sexy, misshapen body and all. It starts with his face for me, which is like something straight out of a comic book. Plus, he fills out a pair of posers quite nicely, as the attached video makes plain.

For a real trip, check out his IG. Now more an “influencer” and purveyor of—sometimes highly unusual—training advice than an active competitor, his primary mode is shouty, in-your-face and at times barely sane. Along with the usual body parts, he offers advice on how to build “cock strength” and to increase sexual endurance, both topics his equally intense and colorful wife can riff upon for seemingly endless hours at a go. It’s totally too much, can be funny as shit and, yes, it’s rather a turn-on, in *very* limited doses.

Huge Muscle Daddy Fabio Pietrobon Gobbi