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ikevampchaos:

I have a very serious very scientific question

Do mosquitoes like vampire blood?

As a certified scientist of nothing, it is my professional opinion that not only do mosquitoes enjoy vampire blood, they actually prefer the blood of vampires.

Vampires not only have their own blood type, but they are an amalgamation of all other blood types, as I’m sure the residents of the mansion are so picky to only have one blood type on hand.

So just as Arthur sees the local pub/brothel as a veritable feast (of desires and blood,) mosquitoes likely see the mansion and its residents as the same.

So it would be in le Comte’s best interest to place bug screens everywhere!

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