#weird headcanon
Had a weird dream about Mark’s Powerwashing Simulator and Stan the Water Man. Stan’s obsession with water lead to him unlock the power of Power Washing, starting a business after being more hooked on it than Oxy to show what water can truly do. He cleans houses and sells water on the side, in the van he’s got a few pictures of city life, saving money to visit his friends.
It was a weird dream.
I have a very serious very scientific question
Do mosquitoes like vampire blood?
As a certified scientist of nothing, it is my professional opinion that not only do mosquitoes enjoy vampire blood, they actually prefer the blood of vampires.
Vampires not only have their own blood type, but they are an amalgamation of all other blood types, as I’m sure the residents of the mansion are so picky to only have one blood type on hand.
So just as Arthur sees the local pub/brothel as a veritable feast (of desires and blood,) mosquitoes likely see the mansion and its residents as the same.
So it would be in le Comte’s best interest to place bug screens everywhere!
