You CANNOT tell me that Bakugo and Deku aren’t those crazy motherfuckers who’d straight up BITE their opponents in a battle as any other fighting resource (such as a kick, etc)

Those bitches bewiiiilld

My Hero Academia Characters as Homeless People:)

Characters: Katsuki, Deku, Denki, Mina

*disclaimer* all of these headcanons are wrote for the sake of comedy, and are not meant to be offensive.

Katsuki

• Have you ever seen those mfs who just be walking around talking shit to whoever? Squaring up to the air? Yeah, that’s Bakugo.
• Ngl he’s kinda a scary dude to run into on the street. Doesn’t ask for money, he’ll find a way on his own
• Can be found yelling at people in the McDonald’s parking lot after 9 pm.
• Definitely has ran out into the street in front a car on purpose . Street fighter tingz.
• May or may not sag his pants.
• If you’ve seen the videos of the guy putting his lit cigarette inside his mouth, and then blowing the air out, just know Bakugo can do that, and has done it.
• Somehow he knows people, and has a home every once in awhile. Not permanent, but has a place to stay every once in awhile at night.

Deku

• Nice dude, you’ve given him some money. Doesn’t look threatening, or act threatening like Bakugo.
• He’s also someone you’re not weary fo where the money you gave is going to. Nothing harmful like drugs or alcohol.
• Knows where is safe to stay, or not. Carries a backpack with the essentials he’s managed to get together.
• Does those weird tricks and stunts that you’ve only seen on street corners. He’s able to make some change from it, and uses it for items he needs.
• Well known in the area, and everyone kinda likes him, and helps him out .
• Probably has “God Bless You” sign.
• Has a little mangy dog, most of his money goes to the lil thang.

Denki

• “Hey, hey, hey you got a dollar?”
• He’s the guy who will probably follow you out to your car. Pretty harmless.
• Has a “swagger” walk, regardless of having little to nothing, mans STILL has got a walk like he’s hot shit mann.
• Gets into little scuffles with others on the street bc he talks a lot. “Yo I heard–”.
• Has had a couple of run-ins with cops. Still flirts with people, gotta try right? Get a lil something, and I mean money btw.
• Very social with anyone who’s willing to hear him talk.
• He’s well known and has a reputation in his area, tried to befriend Bakugo bc he’s for connections. Doesn’t exactly go well.

Mina

• “Hey can you spare anything?” Is not afraid to ask for anything, even your McDonald’s.
• In fact, has definitely walked up with a big smile to someone who pulled out of drive thru and asked for some McDonald’s.
• Mina’s also a very nice and well known name on the street.
• Also has a pet, a cat. The cat eats first, that’s her priority.
• She honestly always has miss match socks, she originally did it bc she didn’t have many socks. But even when she had some cash, she just,,,wears two different pairs.
• Has some people she’s friendly with that give her rides around town. Like Bakugo she has a place to stay the night every once in awhile.
• Prioritizes buying hygiene products.
• A good person to know on the streets– got connections bc she’s really nice!

are these bad? yes. did i enjoy writing these? yes.

-nadia