#mibuchi reo

What if Aka(a)shi swapped personalities one day:

Kuroo, blocking Bokuto: Ha! How do you like that? Hey hey, Akaashi-

Akashi: I do not allow those who defy me to look down upon me. Know your place, and lower your head.

Kuroo: Uhh, what-

Akashi: My orders are absolute. You can fight all you’d like, but I always win.

Akashi: Koutarou, did you not see see Tetsurou? Open your eyes and use your head. If you are not being useful to us, you can watch from the bench.

Bokuto: … Agkhaaaaaaashiii?

Kuroo, Kenma, Fukurodani: *backing away slowly*

Mayuzumi, missing a pass: I know. I’ll fix it.

Akaashi: Mayuzumi-san, do you need me to adjust the pass course or the timing?

Mayuzumi:

the Uncrowned Kings:

Akaashi: I am certain Kuroko-kun has planned for this scenario, so our best chance to pull this play is right now, before he is subbed back in. Pain-in-the-ass Kagami-san is fast, but he is easy to fake out. He and Kiyoshi-san will be marking me, so I can clear a path for you to shoot, Mibuchi-san.

Mibuchi: … Sei-chan?

Mayuzumi, the Uncrowned Kings, the rest of Rakuzan: *backing away slowly*

My sister’s reaction to the latest episode of Kuroko No Basuke:

Sis: Oh my God Akashi-kun is so mean!
Sis: I still love him!