juanarc-thethird:

A Jaune of All Trades

In the cafeteria.

Ruby: Jaune, I don’t want to sound rude, but how do you pay for things? You know, the comics, the maintenance of your weapons, going to the movies, etc.

Weiss: I wonder that too. I mean, the school already takes care of housing, education and food. But the rest? Do your parents send you money?

Jaune: I have an answer for that. I have my own business.

Ruby:*amazed* Oooh, what do you do?

Jaune: I provided different types of services to my clients.

Weiss: That doesn’t sound good.

Jaune: What do you mean…. Oh god no! Not that kind of service. I only do simple things like deliveries.

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Junior: Where is the “package”?

Jaune: *Leaning on a car* In the trunk.

Junior’s goons open the trunk.

Man: Please! Don’t hurt me!

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Jaune: I also give rides

Ruby:*Smiles* You know how to drive?

Jaune: Yes I do and I’m pretty good at it.

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Roman and Neo get into a car with bags full of money.

Roman: Driver, it’s time to go.

Jaune: Hold on *Runs Engine*

Neo:

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Jaune: Sometimes I provide musical entertainment.

Weiss: I don’t believe you

Jaune: Well, believe it

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Jaune playing the piano in a fancy restaurant. He sees a couple of girls and winks at them.

Malachitetwins:*Dreamy eyes*Aww~❤️

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Jaune: Sometimes I help some restaurants when they don’t have enough staff in the kitchen.

Ruby: Can you bake cookies?

Jaune: Yes

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Jaune is wearing a chef’s outfit and is finishing up a dish.

Jaune: And done.

Gordon Ramsay: Amazing. *To his staff* This is a real chef. Not like all of you worthless pieces of-

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Jaune: I also give a hand in some computer stuff.

Weiss: Like remove a virus?

Jaune: Something like that

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Salem: Any progress, Dr. Watts?

DrArthur:*Having trouble hacking the Atlas military network* One moment, my Queen. *quietly* Who is this Jboy and how is he so good at this?

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Jaune: I also help people recover things that they lost.

Ruby: that’s nice

Weiss: I suppose

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Vernal: What do you mean we’re not going to do anything?! He collected a lot of information from us, our targets, names, locations, everything from us! We can’t let that traitor escape!

Raven: And we won’t. Don’t worry, I have the right men for the job. Just come drink some tea with me and wait.

Meanwhile

A guy runs through the woods.

Man: Hehe, I’m going to get rich from all this information once I- What the hell?!

He felt something grab his leg and pull him to the highest point of a tree.

Jaune:*Wearing a stealth suit* Hi, I’m going to take this. *takes his Scroll* Now, let’s go visit my client.

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Jaune: I also-

*Ting*

Jaune: Sorry, just a moment. *Checks his phone* Oh, sorry girls but I have another client who needs my services. I’ll tell you the rest later. byeee *walks away*

Weiss:…I don’t believe him.

Ruby: I do

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I was thinking of doing something like Jaune is the worst at fighting (of course) but he’s the best at everything else, like EVERYTHING else you can think of.