Ruby: Jaune, I don’t want to sound rude, but how do you pay for things? You know, the comics, the maintenance of your weapons, going to the movies, etc.
Weiss: I wonder that too. I mean, the school already takes care of housing, education and food. But the rest? Do your parents send you money?
Jaune: I have an answer for that. I have my own business.
Ruby:*amazed* Oooh, what do you do?
Jaune: I provided different types of services to my clients.
Weiss: That doesn’t sound good.
Jaune: What do you mean…. Oh god no! Not that kind of service. I only do simple things like deliveries.
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Junior: Where is the “package”?
Jaune: *Leaning on a car* In the trunk.
Junior’s goons open the trunk.
Man: Please! Don’t hurt me!
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Jaune: I also give rides
Ruby:*Smiles* You know how to drive?
Jaune: Yes I do and I’m pretty good at it.
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Roman and Neo get into a car with bags full of money.
Roman: Driver, it’s time to go.
Jaune: Hold on *Runs Engine*
Neo:
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Jaune: Sometimes I provide musical entertainment.
Weiss: I don’t believe you
Jaune: Well, believe it
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Jaune playing the piano in a fancy restaurant. He sees a couple of girls and winks at them.
Malachitetwins:*Dreamy eyes*Aww~❤️
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Jaune: Sometimes I help some restaurants when they don’t have enough staff in the kitchen.
Ruby: Can you bake cookies?
Jaune: Yes
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Jaune is wearing a chef’s outfit and is finishing up a dish.
Jaune: And done.
Gordon Ramsay: Amazing. *To his staff* This is a real chef. Not like all of you worthless pieces of-
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Jaune: I also give a hand in some computer stuff.
Weiss: Like remove a virus?
Jaune: Something like that
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Salem: Any progress, Dr. Watts?
DrArthur:*Having trouble hacking the Atlas military network* One moment, my Queen. *quietly* Who is this Jboy and how is he so good at this?
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Jaune: I also help people recover things that they lost.
Ruby: that’s nice
Weiss: I suppose
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Vernal: What do you mean we’re not going to do anything?! He collected a lot of information from us, our targets, names, locations, everything from us! We can’t let that traitor escape!
Raven: And we won’t. Don’t worry, I have the right men for the job. Just come drink some tea with me and wait.
Meanwhile
A guy runs through the woods.
Man: Hehe, I’m going to get rich from all this information once I- What the hell?!
He felt something grab his leg and pull him to the highest point of a tree.
Jaune:*Wearing a stealth suit* Hi, I’m going to take this. *takes his Scroll* Now, let’s go visit my client.
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Jaune: I also-
*Ting*
Jaune: Sorry, just a moment. *Checks his phone* Oh, sorry girls but I have another client who needs my services. I’ll tell you the rest later. byeee *walks away*
Weiss:…I don’t believe him.
Ruby: I do
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I was thinking of doing something like Jaune is the worst at fighting (of course) but he’s the best at everything else, like EVERYTHING else you can think of.
Jaune: (Fighting Cinder) You think lighting yourself on fire scares me?! (Points to Yang) I’ve fucked her while she was on fire!
Yang: Huh?
Cinder: Uhh…
Yang: time and place!
Nora: he and ren double teamed me while I was covered in electricity!
Cinder: HOW?!
Ren: Nora, that was all your fault.
Nora: was not! How was I supposed to remember I still had that lightning dust in my pocket?!
Cinder: Wait, wait, wait, I get you two fucking, but how does he *points to Jaune* factor into that?
Nora: oh well, I called him over to heal us after getting electrocuted and his aura boost felt so good and I… Maybe… Kinda… Challenged him to see what would last longer: them inside me, an entire lightning dust crystal, or his aura boost healing us simultaneously!
Everyone:*looks at Jaune*
Jaune:*shrug* Can’t resist a good challenge. Arc’s honor is on the line!
Everyone:*looks at Ren*
Ren:*shrug* it was for scientific purposes.
Nora: Our Fearless Leader Has Stuck His Dick In Fire (Yang) Lightening (Nora) Ice (Weiss) Shadow (Blake) and even that same silver light your scared of (Ruby)! You should be afraid of Jaune-Jaune’s Unstoppable sword! And I don’t mean Crocea Mors!
RWBY V9 sneak peek Part 1 So this is from Ruby’s point of view…she of course got knocked from there and fell from V8 But as she was falling, she got attacked by Neo who fell because of Cinder using her semblance to change into Oscar, Yang and finally Penny (the last pic…strangling Ruby..) Ruby’sfear during this whole moment was just…legit…that even scared me
“ Hi there! I was wondering if I could get some self care for Neo from RWBY with anxiety? Preferably with something weighted! Thank you in advance! I absolutely adore your blog! “ You’re all so sweet! I love Neo and I’m so happy to do this for you!
