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New Fic: Happy Tears (Explicit)
Fandom: Bill Hader, Hot Rod
Relationship: Dave/Original Female Character
Summary: As Dave and Sunny get together for their weekly movie night, both reflect on the saga of their relationship.
Written for @martymcdie88mph
Happy Tears-DRHPaints on AO3-Link to collected works in bio!
New Fic: All Of Me Loves All Of You (Explicit)
Fandom: Bill Hader RPF
Relationship: Bill Hader/Original Female Character
Summary: For Bill’s birthday his partner Gwendolyn decides to give him a special surprise.
All Of Me Loves All Of You-DRHPaints on AO3-Link to collected works in bio!
Happy birthday to our brilliant and beautiful Billiam
Also, it’s pride month! So any queer fic requests will be given priority. Happy pride, everybody ️ ️⚧️
Barely Bangable Bill’s
Special thanks to my beloved @martymcdie88mph for helping me compile this list
It is with reticence, reluctance, remorse, and regret that I am reblogging this incredibly well done and unfortunate gif set. Made by my beloved.
I will never forgive him for exposing me as a complicit accomplice.
As Jesus would have said: Father DO NOT forgive us because we DO know what we have done…
If some asshole thinks accusing Bill Hader of being queer is going to make anyone think less of him, they’ve clearly never met one of Bill’s fans
Transmascs @ our genitalia post-testosterone
I know a lot of folks are using the FaceApp to make gorgeous Bill photos even more thirst-inducing but…
I need this long-haired and bespectacled murderous version of Teddy Redbones to R A Wme
Revised Fic: Adore You Til Eternity (Explicit)
Fandom: Bill Hader, Documentary Now!-Sandy Passage
Relationship: Vivianne ‘Little Vivvy’ Van Kimpton/Original Transmasculine Character
Summary: Vivvy reflects on the saga of her relationship with her transmasculine lover, Henry.
Note: This is not a new fic, but a story I revised for the Trans Day of Visibility (sorry I’m a bit late, editing takes forever) but I wanted to post some trans4trans content to celebrate
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Custom edit to 'Be My Baby’ by The Ronettes thanks to the amazing and talented @stunninconan. Check out more of their work on Instagram at stunnin.conan
Happy Trans Day of Visibility!!
the relationship between the kink and queer communities is beautiful and they have done so much good together. i’m very thankful for all the kinksters and queers, present and past, who have worked to make our world a safer place.
warnings:18+,explicit smut, afab!reader x soft dom!joe
notes:just a brainrot/blurb for joe’s bday! it was yesterday, but it’s technically his birth month so
soft dom joe who will lay on top of you and rest most of his body weight against you, essentially trapping you from moving while he slowly rocks into you. his cock is thick and so veiny, he wants you to feel every ridge. loves how you squeeze him in, walls soppy and puffy, every time he pulls his cock back.
and the slow drag of joe’s engorged cock drives you nuts.when you mewl and squirm, attempting to jog your hips against joe’s to quicken the pace, he lays more of his body weight on top of you, rendering you immobile. joe chuckles when you whine and slam your fists against his shoulder, kissing you with an obnoxiously loud smackagainst your ear.
“patience, baby, lemme take care of you” joe murmurs, breath hot against the shell of your ear.
and if you act up again, joe slows his pace down even further. “behave”, he warns gently. and before you can groan in frustration, he gives a firm, upward thrust and your body goes limp.
when joe finally does let you cum, he murmurs encouragements of “m’ right here baby, i have ya” as you sob and tremble against him. peppers kisses all over your face, neck, chest, shoulders—everywhere. shushes every whimper with a kiss against your lips and smooths your sweaty hair back.
and the aftercare is—
this man won’t let you move an inch. joe showers w/ you—he has a separate lavender body wash and wash cloth just for you. holds you from behind and lathers the soap all over torso, placing kisses at the side of your neck while you try not to fall asleep. he loves the feeling of your breasts, sudsy and slippery, in his palms. he lets you know too! laughs when you sleepily mumble, “thank you”, back to him.
afterwards, he dresses you in one of his old t-shirts and half carries you to bed. you’re out almost immediately, gently breathing against his bare chest while he cradles you against him. he watches you fondly as you sleep, curled against his chest. now and then, he’ll smooth his hand down your back and it’ll jolt you out of your sleep a bit. joe apologizes, biting back a laugh when you give a sleepy sigh, letting your eyes fall close again.
joe be my husband
notes:cancer men are elite. send tweet.
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