#miracolina roselli

Lev: Have you tried yelling?

Miracolina: I have no idea what you’re referring to, but of course I’ve tried yelling.

Lev: Do you want my help or not?

Miracolina: No!

Lev: Too late.

Miracolina: Please, I’m begging you, let me die.

Lev: [wags finger like an Instagram makeup artist]

Miracolina: There’s literally nothing I love more than Lev—

Lev: Hey, Miracolina.

Miracolina: Lev, shut the fuck up, I’m trying to tell people how much I love you.

Lev: Feels like you’re being a little harsh.

Miracolina: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I’ll turn it up.

Miracolina: sorry I was late. I was… doing things.

Lev: [slams open the door, noticeably disheveled]

Lev: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!