#original meme

Hayden: If I die, dedicate my body to science.

Jeevan:

Hayden: Oh, except my middle finger. Give that to Starkey.

Jeevan:

Hayden:

Jeevan: “If?”

Hayden [young, naïve]: I hope something good happens!

Hayden [now]: I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny.

Lev: Miracolina gave me a get better soon card.

Risa: Aw, that’s sweet!

Lev: I wasn’t sick. She just thought I could do better.

Hayden: "Hold the fuck up" I say. 

Hayden: I am the fuck up.

Hayden: Please hold me.

Grace: When I was younger I tried to form a gang once.

Connor: How’d it go?

Grace: It turned into a book club.

Starkey: [breathes]

Hayden: I’d tell you to go to hell, but I don’t want to see you there.

Lev: Have you tried yelling?

Miracolina: I have no idea what you’re referring to, but of course I’ve tried yelling.

Miracolina: Please, I’m begging you, let me die.

Lev: [wags finger like an Instagram makeup artist]

Connor: You look depressed.

Hayden: Thanks, it’s the depression.

Miracolina: sorry I was late. I was… doing things.

Lev: [slams open the door, noticeably disheveled]

Lev: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Grace: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins

Connor: Unrealistic

Lev: Can’t relate

Hayden: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins??

Bitches be like ‘You’re Mine.’

First of all, I’m on probation. ‘I’ belong to the state.

—Lev Garrity

britomart:

how has nobody posted this today

[image description: the original version of the “gotta be one of my favorite genders” meme, where a man stands in front of a car facing the camera, looking to his left, with his feet turned out and his hands in front of him in prayer position. Text reads “Shout out to women’s day fr [crossed fingers emoji] / gotta be one of my favorite genders.” /End Image Description].