#mod maki
Kaede: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on here?
Kiibo: It’s kind of complicated, but Kokichi –
Kaede: Got it. Forget I asked.
Miu: Who decided to call it “emotional baggage” and not griefcase?
Himiko: She’s onto something.
Ryoma: *deep sigh*
Shuichi: Why is Kaito crying?
Kirumi: He got drunk and asked if I was single, then cried when I said I wasn’t.
Shuichi: … But you’re dating him? And so am I?
Kaito, crying: How do I compete with TWO boyfriends?!
Tenko: If Tenko was sick, could Tenko do this?
Himiko: … What are you doing?
Tenko: Cartwheels. Is Tenko not doing them?
Himiko:No.
Tenko: Oh. Okay, maybe get the nurse. *collapses*
“Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my overwhelming anxiety, so…”
- Shuichi Saihara
Maki, answering her phone:Hello?
Kaito: It’s Kaito.
Maki: What did he do?
Kaito: No, it’s me, Kaito.
Maki: What did you do?
Shuichi: You scored 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire.
Rantaro: So that means I’m in good mental health, right?
*crisis counselor walks in*
Rantaro: Ah, fuck.
Kaito: Fuck off, Kokichi.
Kokichi: Make me.
Tsumugi: Enemies to lovers slowburn, angst with sad ending, 300k words…
“When you thought everything would be easy-peasy lemon-squeezy but instead it’s difficult difficult lemon difficult.”
- Kiibo
Kaede: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Shuichi: Several traffic violations.
Maki: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Kaito: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Kokichi: Also, that’s not our car.
Miu: Snapchat is this generation’s Ouija Board.
Maki: I will give you my lungs if you never say that again.
“I’m immortal until proven otherwise.”
- Rantaro Amami
Kaito: You can’t just set all your problems on fire.
Kokichi: You’d be surprised about how many things are flammable!
Tsumugi: One day you could be a mom.
Kaede: One day? I am a mom.
Tsumugi: Shuichi doesn’t count.
Kaede, slamming her hands on the table: He is MY SON!
Kiibo: Why are your tongues purple?
Kaede: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Tenko: Tenko had a red one!
Kiibo:Oh.
Kiibo:…
Kiibo:OH!
Gonta: You drank each other’s slushies?
Tenko: Is the hand holding really necessary?
Kirumi: I mean, we could make out. But that would be entirely too distracting.
Miu:Uh-oh.
Rantaro:What?
Miu: Somebody’s in looooovvvee.
Rantaro: Yeah, right. It’s not like I lie awake at night thinking about Shuichi.
[Later]
Rantaro, lying wide awake in bed:Uh-oh.
Kaito: I have made the decision to trust you.
Maki: A horrible decision, really.
Gonta: Look, Gonta made a marshmallow Kokichi! See? He has a smile because one of his pranks went well. Do you like it?
Kokichi, choked up: It’s fine.
Kokichi: Hey, can you teach me how to play the trumpet?
Rantaro: Assuming I know how to play the trumpet, why?
Kokichi: I wanna wander around the school and annoy Monokuma.
Miu: Technically, you don’t need to know how to play it for that.
Kokichi: You have opened my eyes, Miu.
