#mom son friend

I left my mom and my friend along for a few minutes on the beach while I went to get an ice cream. When I got back, my friend had the biggest shit-eating grin on his face. I wondered what he was so happy about.

Then mom walked by us and I understood…

Your mom had to repeat herself several times before she was able to get your friend’s attention. Actually your friend’s entire attention was focussed on your mom’s huge tits.

WTF? Why does my best friend have this picture of MY mom on his phone???

I was so mad when I found my mom was sending all my friends pictures of herself like this. The only consolation is that at least she’s not showing them her bare tits… for now.