#embarrassed son

Your mom doing Christmas shopping… she probably wouldn’t have to run around the mall so much if you had given her the #1 thing your friends had asked for on their Christmas wishlists… a night alone with your mom’s juicy bubble butt!

I really need to tell my mom how inappropriate her Facebook DP is…

Mom usually has no trouble getting attention from guys… so I really don’t understand why she has to dress like a slut all the time. Like the time we went shopping and she didn’t wear a bra and wore the tightest skirt imaginable.

Lucky for me everyone was looking at her tits and her hard nipples poking out and her juicy round ass - no one notice the huge boner I got from watching mom flaunt her body around town.

“Sorry boys, looks like we’re out of candy bars,” mom called out to my friends as she bent over to inspect the contents of our fridge. “Unless you see something else that’s sweet that you’d like to eat for a snack…”

Your mom noticed your friend staring at her bubble butt, so she innocently sent him a picture, asking if he thought her ass was too big. He immediately replied that it was perfect, but he’d need some more pictures to make sure. Things escalated quickly, and by the next day, the entire school had pictures of your mom’s perfect bubble butt.

Your mom posted this picture on her FB… if she gets a 100 likes in 5 minutes, she’s going to drop the towel.

The smart money is on all your friends getting their first look at your mom’s naked body.

I was so mad when I found my mom was sending all my friends pictures of herself like this. The only consolation is that at least she’s not showing them her bare tits… for now.

As you watched your mom reach into the fridge to make a snack for you and your friends, you couldn’t help but agree with your them. Your mom did have the juiciest bubble butt in the world.

Too bad you’re going to be the only one out of your friends who doesn’t get to smack that booty as it rides up and down your friends dicks.

It took a trip to the beach for your black and latino friends to finally become convinced that white women can have curvy asses too. You just wish it hadn’t been your mom who had to pull off her bikini to prove them wrong…

Mom’s taken up yoga to stay fit, but why does she always do her weird stretches when I have my friends over?

Mom likes to take pictures when we go to the beach. So do a lot of other people - but only of my mom’s tits and ass.

I don’t know why I always got so hard when mom used to leave for her morning jog. Was it the the sight of her thick, curvy butt in a pair of shorts that barely covered her asscheeks and the braless tank top she wore? Or the fact that her jogging buddy was Josh - that douchebag who goes to school with me and who always keeps talking about how hot my mom is…

“It’s for a good cause honey”, mom told me as she left for the day. I couldn’t argue with her. Volunteering at the car wash for charity was a good cause. I just wished mom didn’t wear such revealing clothes. I knew that soon her top would be soaked with water, and her nipples would be on display. Plus it was so deep cut anyway, her tits were half out. And everyone would be lining up for a view, including most of the kids from my school. I began stroking my cock, looking forward to the numerous pictures and videos of her that were going to be put up online.

These are my mom’s favorite pair of shorts, she wears them all the time - even around my friends. They tell me that mom’s so hot that she should wear a pair that says ‘cougar’ instead of 'puma’. I should get mad at them, but deep down I know they’re right.

You always hated how your friends would always perv on your mom while she was in the bathroom. But you too much of a pussy to say anything when they talked dirty about her big tits or her juicy ass. So you’d just stand there silently while they leered at your mom like she was a piece of meat, with a painfully growing erection in your pants…

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I thought it was pretty funny when my friend took a picture of my mom’s huge butt when she wasn’t looking. I wasn’t laughing when the picture spread around the school and strage guys I don’t know started coming over and spending the night with mom…

It took a lot of begging and pleading on my part before mom agreed to dress a bit more modestly around my friends. Sure, the robe she’s got on right now is extremely revealing, and all my friends can see her tits while she is talking to them, but it’s big step up from when she used to walk around naked around us…

Mom asked my friends if they minded if she worked on her Yoga stretches while we were in the pool. None of them minded, but they soon started rushing to the bathroom with huge boners while mom streched out in front of us.

Maybe I should tell mom to dress more modestly when my friends are around. But my hard cock disagrees.

“Er, mom, what are you doing??”

“Just trying out my lingerie and seeing which looks good on me. I know your school friends are coming over for a sleepover tonight, it’s important I look my best…”