When your software bugs out

My name is Android

I am the Connor sent by Cyberlife

I’m going to hell because I know the Ten Duel Commandments and not the Ten Holy Commandments.

Damn it Sangwoo

Yoonbum:(sneezes)

Sangwoo: Hail Satan!

Yoonbum: (shaky voice) w…what?

Sangwoo: I mean God bless you,

Yoonbum: (close to tears) Okay-

Sangwoo:andhailsatan

Be More Chill shitpost

Me: What’s Michael’s last name hmm?

Person: Uh… ‘In The Bathroom’?

Me:

The first part “Sang” means blood in French. (I just imagine him with blood every where lol)

And “woo” because he always woos me with his looks. (Omg I’m so bad ehehe)