#mythical prompts
- “I didn’t know it was important so I sold it to a dragon. I got a ton of coins for it though!”
- “You don’t go pickin fights with the fae unless you lost your damn mind!”
- “I make a point of not meeting vampires so, no, I haven’t had my blood sucked before.”
- “I always thought I’d be abducted by aliens not a bunch of fairies…”
- “I didn’t wake up and decide to be an elf you know.”
- “Don’t be mad but… I stole the dragon’s egg.”
- “You won’t believe what happened last night! I rode a griffin! A real, living, breathing, griffin!”
- “These wings… they don’t belong to any animal.”
- “How many times do I have to explain that mirrors aren’t made with silver anymore. Vampires reflections show up now. Sheesh.”
- “So I joined a herd of centaurs and became an honorary member. They even gave me my own hoof pick!”
- “I’m so sick of every Lord of the Rings fanatic thinking they know shit about elves. You know nothing!”
- “Look. I’ll just nicely explain to the dragon that we were really hungry and not thinking straight when we stole the eggs. Everything will be fine.”
- “I thought pixies were… bigger.”
- “Mermaids don’t like eating fish. It feels wrong. You wouldn’t eat a monkey would you?”
- “I didn’t know he was the human king when I dragged him under the water. He just looked cute!”
- “Werewolves aren’t the only were creatures in this forest you need to look out for.”
- “The thief had the ears and the tail of a fox! I’m not delusional. I swear it! They were real too!”
- “Everyone thinks being immortal is so fun. Honestly, being able to die sounds a lot better.”
- “I may have accidentally invited a werewolf to live with us….”
- “Apparently they don’t hire fae.. the stupid jerks.”
