I was just thinking (again) about how it’s absolutely funny that everyone that has been a team with sasuke has been in love with them….like okay, so maybe they aren’t, but you can easily interpret it that way, and it would be more funny that way. anyways, as I was saying, I was thinking about that when I stumbled on very funny and very good narusasu fic idea.
like…. thinking of sasuke coming to the horrific realisation that literally all of team taka (well, with the exception of juugo) + seven are in love with him. used to be, for some. (its karin & sakura, who are very into each other now) and thinks it must be some curse and thinks again, of what he had just said, and — that — that must be mean…. naruto…too… is… maybe. perhaps. there’s a possibility, and sasuke finds that he isn’tat all repulsed by the idea. he….he… doesn’t not like it? if he imagines naruto pressing all up against him like karin, or if he had walked around nak— sasuke cuts off that thought abruptly, and doesn’t know how to deal with this sudden epiphany, that naruto might like him romantically and… sasuke isn’t against that idea, at all. likes it even. it’s very weird to deal with. and of course, naruto has no absolutely idea he likes sasuke that way at all, and this makes things very hard. like so much harder, and not even the fun hard. like in where, sasuke goes investigating but in a subtle way, of course, which turns out to be unsubtle and naruto is like, “why….are you acting so weirdly, teme???” and is all concerned and sasuke gets irritated (embarrassed) and then naruto gets irritated by sasuke by not making sense and being a bastard and it ends in a fight and they get nowhere, again.
all of konoha (and by that, I mean, konoha 12 mostly) watch this disaster occur and is like yep, yeah, not getting anywhere near that disaster, so naruto & sasuke are left to themselves, which is very bad all around, and they barely get anywhere. naruto is so convinced that sasuke is his brother, insists and says it very much and very loudly, while also waxing some poetry about his eyes. it’s all very weird, around and sasuke is so confused and upset, and… god… it’s a mess. I don’t even know where I’ll go with it. I do want a scene where sai decides to intervene, but like… in a sai-way where he didn’t mean to intervene for the purposeful act of intervening, he was just curious of what the fuck was going on with them and comes out, being just as confused. sakura shakes her head, and is like, I don’t get them either and don’t want to, honestly. but seriously. things escalate to the point where she’s being affected, and getting irritated, and done by them that she has no choice to intervene. it does nothing but make everything worse. everyone decides to never talk about what happened that week. ever.
I don’t think we talk enough about the trope in NaruSasu fanfiction when Sasuke activates his sharingan to remember sweet moments! i mean… sharingan allows you to capture anything and my soul melts when Sasuke turns it on to remember Naruto’s sleepy look or their kiss! how much poetry in the fact that a man who went through the war and remembered every drop of blood in the futures uses his magic eyes to remember love and beauty and friendship… *sobs*
