EngIta Week 2022

Day 5: Crime

Warning: Guns, action, violence, stealing, alcohol, basically being a criminal. Also Romano’s potty mouth.

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Feliciano Vargas.

It was a name that the whole world knew. Given the young man’s reputation, it was hard not to know the name. Feliciano was the world’s greatest thief, having stolen several things throughout his career. From priceless jewels to ancient artifacts, there was nothing that he hadn’t taken at some point. His heists were legendary and he always pulled them off. It left police livid whenever they failed to capture him. Yes Feliciano was one of the very best in the world of crime.

But even he had his moments where he was outsmarted.

It was a simple heist. Feliciano and his group had set their eyes on yet another priceless jewel. The Sapphire of Rome was a recently rediscovered gem, having been believed to have been lost during the Roman Empire era. However recently a team of archeologists had found it. The country of Italy was hosting a grand gala at the jewel museum centered in Rome, where the jewel would be shown off to the people before being placed amongst the rest of the jewels that were priceless. It would during this event that Feliciano would strike. The night of the gala was packed full of guests and the press. Security was tight and on full alert, keeping a keen eye out for anyone suspicious. Politicians and other high ranking members of society were in attendance. The museum that was holding the gala was in full swing of the party, not really paying attention to the surroundings.

A sea of people crowded the floor, women wearing beautiful dresses and men in fancy suits dancing with one another or conversing. A large buffet table was along the edge of the room, filled with champagne, wines and expensive food. Feliciano Vargas was among these people, disguised from those around him. A glass of champagne was in his hand, a bright smile on his face as he conversed with those around him. Sharp amber eyes scanned the room, noting the security and the higher members of Italian society who were waiting for the showing of the jewel. Feliciano was in the middle of taking a sip of his champagne when his ear piece made a noise.

“Oi, bastardo can you hear me?”

A voice said in his ear. Feliciano excused himself from the group of people he’d been speaking too before answering.

“Si, I can hear you. Are you and Kiku in position?”

Feli asked his tone low and barely noticable among the loud voices and noises.

“Si we’re in position. Just let us know when you want us to act.”

A gruff Italian voice said. Feliciano smiled.

“But of course, I’ll be sure to let you know Lovi.”

Feliciano said before signing off. The Italian straightened his suit jacket before making his way back into the sea of guests. Continuing to keep an eye out for the showing and making an effort to blend in he bide his time. He was on his second glass of champagne when the guests were alerted of the unveiling. That was his que. With a practiced ease Feliciano disappeared from the guests and began to make his way towards the destination of the jewel. With quiet and quick movements he made his way past security, nabbing one of the key cards that led to the room where the jewel was. After a few minutes of sneaking he finally made it to the secured door. Pulling out his key card Feli swiped it unlocking the large door that was keeping it safe.

With a satisfied grin the thief made his inside and finally caught sight of it. The jewel was a large blue sapphire about the size of Feliciano’s hand. It was sitting on a soft velvet cushion behind a glass display case, waiting to be put on display for all of Italy and the world to see.

“Too bad they’re not going to get to see it.”

Feli chirped as he reached into his inside jacket pocket and pulled out his glass cutting kit. With a precise and careful hand, Feliciano stuck it to the glass case and moved the blade into a circle to cut it open. With it done and out of the way he removed the piece of glass and reached inside grasping the jewel and pulling it out. The Italian beamed as he held it, smug and proud to have been able to pull off yet another heist.

“Fantastico. Now to get out of here and meet up with Lovi and Kiku.”

The thief said placing the jewel in the inner pocket of his suit jacket. Once securely placed Feliciano made his escape, heading towards the established exit point that he and his partners had made. Climbing up the ladder to the roof Feli opened the door to be hit by the cold night air. He had just shut the door and was going to head towards the edge of the museum when a voice spoke up.

“Oh my, I wasn’t expecting to see you here.”

A voice, smooth and accented came from the shadows. Feliciano’s head snapped up at the voice, a small smile coming up onto his face.

“Ve, this is quite the surprise. Then again you always were known for having an eye for shining treasures mi tereso.”

The Italian said, somewhat flirtatious. A small scoff was heard and the figure finally stepped out into the lights.

“That’s rich coming from you love. Quite hypocritical if you ask me.”

A man said his voice unamused. Feliciano smiled even more at the man, keeping a close eye on him.

“I’m quite the hypocrite to be honest. Especially when it comes to you mi amore~”

Feliciano said his expression full of wanting and amusement.

“Oh please enough with the flirtations. You have something that I want and I’d like for you to give it to me.”

The man said his sharp gaze boring into Feli, before pulling a gun out and aiming it at him. The Italian gave a small pout at the other man, placing a hand over his chest dramatically.

“Oh how you wound me. You can’t even spare your love a moment of your time my dear? Then again you always were one to get right to business, aren’t you Arthur?”

The Italian asked tilting his head slightly with a small smirk. Arthur just rolled his eyes keeping his gun pointed. The Englishman stepped closer towards Feliciano, his gaze unwavering.

“Business is what I do love, and you’re unfortunately in it currently. That jewel has a rather large sum of money on the bidding world should it be sold. And I intend to collect it, now hand it over.”

The Brit said holding a hand out for Feliciano to hand it over. The Italian smirked again and began to reach into his jacket before quickly moving. Arthur felt his legs be taken out from under him and he stumbled a loud gasp coming from him. Feliciano was quick reaching forward and grabbing Arthur and wrestling the gun from his grasp. The weapon went skidding across the brick rooftop and Arthur let out a snarl. With a quick movement Arthur elbowed Feliciano in the ribs making him hiss in slight pain. After that they began to struggle trying to overpower the other until finally Feli managed to pin Arthur into his chest. A sharp gasp came from the Brit as he collided with a solid chest.

“You know even though you hurt me with that jab and threatened to shoot me, you’re still the most magnificent sight I’ve ever seen mi tereso.”

Feliciano said voice low and seductive. Arthur stiffened at it, his intelligent green eyes meeting mischievous amber ones.

“You are an absolute bastard and incredibly stupid to be saying things like that. Especially when I could get ahold of my gun again and shot you in your smug face.”

Arthur said his voice a hiss of sorts. The Italian just let out a huff of laughter and leaned in, his breath fanning across the Englishman’s face.

“No you won’t il mio cuore.”

He said confidently. Arthur gave him a sour look his thick eyebrows furrowed in irritation yet his pale cheeks slowly started to turn red from the closeness of the other man.

“Oh, what makes you say that?”

The Brit asked an eyebrow quirking up in question. Feli leaned even closer his lips now barely touching Arthur’s own. The Englishman felt his heart speed up and he could feel Feliciano’s speeding up as well.

“Because……..you love me as I love you my beloved Arthur.”

The Italian stated before closing his eyes and going for a kiss. The Englishman didn’t fight it, instead going to meet him halfway…….

“SECURITY BREACH! THERE’S BEEN A SECURITY BREACH!!!”

A loud voice over a megaphone broke out into the night. The loud sounds of sirens screeched into the Italian night causing Feliciano and Arthur to jump apart. Arthur looked around cursing as he ran to grab his gun and find a way off the rooftop. Feliciano moved just as quickly getting his equipment together before going and grabbing Arthur once he was within reach. Arthur let out a sharp noise as he was pressed against Feli again.

“Hold on tight bella, we’re going on a little ride!”

Feli chirped before stepping onto the ledge. The door to the roof was just being slammed open before Feli jumped with Arthur tight in his grip. The duo zipped down the pulley system before landing on the ground into a nearby alleyway. Feliciano set Arthur down on his feet, keeping him pressed up against the damp and hard brick wall as the frames of a few Italian police officers went rushing by.

“This way, I’ve got a ride.”

Feliciano said grabbing Arthur’s hand and running towards the other end of the alleyway. The two ran through a few winding allies, sticking close to one another and avoiding getting caught. After a few close calls they finally made it to Feli’s escape vehicle. Sitting in the driver’s seat was Lovino, a smoking gun tight in his grip and a downright sour look on his face. In the backseat of the car was Kiku looking calm and unbothered by the whole thing. Tucked under his arm was a sword waiting to be used when it was needed. Feliciano and Arthur practically lunged into the car, making Lovino swear loudly.

“Are you fucking kidding me???? You’re bringing Arthur with us?!? Jesus Christ you really are an idiota!!!”

Lovino growled before slamming on the gas and high tailing it out of there. The sounds of police cars trying to keep up in pursuit sounded behind them. Lovino swore again and tried to aim his gun but couldn’t do it while driving. Feliciano reached over for the steering wheel giving his twin the freedom to shoot his gun. Leaning out of the driver’s window Lovino aimed his trusty hand gun and shot it. The sounds of his bullets hitting the tires of a good few police cars filled the air before the sounds of metal and glass crunching followed behind. Lovino pushed himself back into the car meeting the bright smile of his younger brother.

“Buon Dio you never really miss a target do you?”

Feli asked his tone awed and proud. Lovi gave a smirk to him, his green hazel eyes full of a smug pride.

“Damn right I don’t miss.”

Lovi said speeding the car up to try and shake the last of their pursuers. Arthur was in the back watching from the back window before the sounds of gunshots and the glass shattering was heard. Arthur ducked his head and gave a loud swear.

“They’re shooting at us!”

Arthur said his tone grim. Feli and Lovi exchanged quick looks before Feliciano’s eyes landed on Kiku.

“A little bit of help would be nice per favore Kiku.”

Feli said earning a dark eyed look from the Japanese man. Kiku gave a small nod and climbed out of the sunroof of the car. The night air whipped around the short man, his eyes closed as he stood on top of the car.

One.

Two.

Three.

It happened extremely fast. Kiku’s sword was clicked out of its hilt and with quick fluid movements and the sound of something being cut filled the air. The police cars that were behind them seemed to instantly break apart in different angles. The sword having cut through them all. The sounds of pieces of metal and glass hitting the road were heard and Kiku dropped back down into the car. Once he was in the car drove off and out of the city of Rome, the Sapphire of Rome within their grasp.

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It was hours later when their car finally stopped. The bright sunrise shining on them as they took a breather. Kiku was sitting against the car, enjoying the sunrise while Lovino just sat on the hood. A little bit further ahead and away from the car Feliciano and Arthur were walking on the dirt road, their shoulders brushing every so often as they made their way to Arthur’s motorcycle. The two didn’t say much, just enjoying each other’s presence as Arthur hopped onto his motorcycle.

“Are you sure you have to go? I wouldn’t mind having you here mi tereso.”

Feliciano asked his voice somewhat saddened and pleading. He hated it whenever Arthur and him separated. He liked having the Englishman with him, and he loved going on heists with him. He just loved him in general and being away from him was agonizing. Arthur put his helmet on his head, his own gaze mirroring Feliciano’s.

“You know that it’s not possible love. Me and your brother rarely get along as is. Besides I’ve got my own heists I need to do and you have yours.”

Arthur said his tone professional yet dim. It broke Feli’s heart to hear him like that and to hear him say that but he knew that Arthur was right. They were thieves and they had their own heists and goals that they wished to accomplish. That and in their line of work it was best to not get romantically involved with people. Feli felt a gentle hand on his cheek as he looked at the man in front of him. Arthur was caressing his cheek, a thoughtful look on his face.

“Don’t look so down darling. It’s not like we won’t see each other again.”

The Brit said his tone soft and comforting. The Italian let out a small sigh before giving Arthur a small smile.

“I know, I’m just sad that I’m letting such a beautiful masterpiece go. It’s against my very code as a thief you know?”

The younger man said his tone teasing and light somewhat. The older man gave a small huff of laughter and smiled back at him.

“I know it is. Just know that the feeling is mutual love. Till next time.”

Arthur said with a small wave of goodbye the Brit kicked his motorcycle off and sped off into the distance. Leaving Feliciano behind to watch. Once Arthur was gone he made his way back towards his partners who were waiting for him. Kiku placed a hand on Feliciano’s shoulder in an attempt to comfort him.

“You’ll see him again. In our line of work it’s bound to happen.”

Kiku said softly using logic to help cheer the Italian up. Feli gave him a small smile while Lovi just huffed.

“Yeah, yeah we get it love is a painful thing. Now can we see the jewel? We nearly got our asses thrown in prison for this.”

Lovi said making Kiku also perk up with curiosity. Feli gave a wide eyed look having forgotten about the jewel.

“Ah si of course! Let me just grab it-”

Feliciano said his enthusiasm back for a beat before he stopped all together. Lovino and Kiku looked at him, confused.

“What’s the matter you jerk?”

Lovi asked. Feli looked up his expression stunned. That look made Lovi’s gut sink.

“Uh…..well it appears to no longer be here…..”

The younger Vargas said laughing nervously. The oldest Vargas twin stared at him, his eyes slowly filling with rage while Kiku looked stumped.

“How!?!? How could you lose the jewel?!?! Idiota!!”

Lovino snapped his entire body shaking. Feliciano quickly put his hands up in surrender.

“I don’t know how it happened it was in my suit jacket pocket-!”

Feli said panicked before he and his partners went deathly silent. The sounds of cogs turning could be heard as they came to the obvious conclusion. Lovi let out a loud and livid swear, his voice echoing. Kiku just rubbed the sides of his head to try and ease the sudden headache coming on.

“THAT MOTHERFUCKER! HE TOOK IT RIGHT FROM UNDER OUR NOSES!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM I’M GOING TO-!!!”

Lovino’s threat drifted off into rambled angry noises. Feliciano just stared stunned that he was outsmarted by Arthur. He should have known, his beloved was one of the best known jewel thieves in the world. Taking a precious sapphire right from under his nose was a simple feat for one such as Arthur Kirkland. The thief couldn’t help but feel a smile come onto his face before a small bout of laughter hit him. Lovi and Kiku looked at him like he’d just lost his mind. Feliciano let out a laugh here and there before standing up straight and brushing his hair from his eyes.

“Mi tereso you really are the most glorious person I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. This is one of the reasons why I love you.”

Feli said his expression fond and full of excitement as he dashed towards his car.

“Are you two coming?? We’ve got a jewel to get back!!!”

Feli chirped making Lovi and Kiku spring into action. Once they were in the car Feliciano drove out of there in hopes of finding Arthur. Though he knew deep down that Arthur had gotten away and had won this round. But it didn’t bother him. No the chase was what he loved about Arthur, a game of cat and mouse they’d played for years. Arthur Kirkland gave him excitement and a sense of finally living.

And Feliciano Vargas wouldn’t have it any other way.

*……….Y'all ever heard of Lupin the Third??? Cuz fam I’ve been watching it for like days now on the TMS YouTube channel and it’s hella wild and hella good sgsgdgdh. As soon as I saw the prompt crime I knew I had to do this and no I don’t regret anything. Feli and Arthur’s relationship is somewhat based off of the two main love interests in the show Lupin the Third a world renowned thief and Fujiko Mine a world class thief. They have a rather complicated relationship and their interactions are incredibly entertaining. Lovi is based on Jigen, a gunman who’s Lupin’s partner and Kiku is based on Goemon a samurai who helps the two of them out on heists. I had a lot of fun writing this one and my love for things like this will never die sgsgsgs. Anyways if any y'all read this I hope you enjoyed it!!! And here’s prompt five @engitaweek2022!!!*