#non tes
Outside of your MIND to still eat dinner at Hannibal’s house after being accused of a long history of cannibalism
Bruh if I find out someone didn’t cook their chicken completely once 6 years ago, we’re on a strictly pizza delivery menu from then on
Hannibal: It’s eggs with liver :3
Jack: What kind of liver??
Hannibal: :3c
I’m literally eating rare beef right now
malcolm in season one: i spent my whole life profiling my murderous father which uniquely prepared me to become a professional consultant for the nypd
malcolm in season two: okay i guess i should have taken a moment during the last twenty years to profile my sister. my bad
Damn, Malcom in the Middle was off the shits!!!
I NEVER LEARN to avoid the notes on b-gaud-p callout posts
Half of the notes are like “this behavior is fine, actually,” and the other half is like “for their crimes we will bully this branch of the community,” like there isn’t a single fucking brain cell in sight.
castiel is rescued from the demons of super hell by an unexpected ally. castiel/doomguy, hurt/comfort, 120k words, graphic depictions of violence
Doom Slayer, when he finds out Dean was barely holding back slurs:
ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:
my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas
Heard none of the boys could find him after that
@warlockofazurah This is an omen of the worst kind
happy 6th anniversary to DashCon!
quick reblog this u only have today to do it !!
your comment is a lie actually it CLEARLY states July 11 - July 13 so there are THREE days you can reblog this post PLEASE stop LYING on the internet, god.
Post link
vashthestampede-deactivated2020:
vashthestampede-deactivated2020:
ppl on line who type shit like “hhhhhh” and “,,,,,,” whatever are so sick in the head i hope your therapist puts you down
As someone who 1) absolutely does this and 2) is legitimately sick in the head, I feel called out.
You’ve done it cat you’ve officially found the literal worst post on this goddamn website hnnnnnng
where do you people keep coming from
Reality, I hope your dumb ass can join us someday instead of telling people that we should commit genocide against people.
the pvp on this website is the best
you wont see this anywhere else
