#noora amalie sætre

“it’s interesting how you, who describe yourself as a “feminist”, is calling others girls sluts.”

noora amalie sætre.

SANA: He’s the one who bought the toilet paper rolls.

THE GIRLS: Oh! That’s right!

VILDE: Where did they end up?

BOY: I just sold them to some friends at the Mosque. Nothing big.

EVA: Oh, okay.

BOYS: Eyyyy!

ESKILD: Eid mubarak! Eid mubarak.

SANA: Hi!

ESKILD: Hi!

SANA: Welcome.

ESKILD: Thank you and I just wanted to say Eid mubarak!

SANA: Eid mubarak!

ESKILD: Eid mubarak

SANA: Ohhh, how nice the two of you look!

ESKILD: Thanks! I’m the one who chose the outfits for tonight. I went to Grøndland and did some shopping. Yes.

SANA: Hijab and everything?

ESKILD: Hijab and everything. And I brought a little present! I brought a gift for the hostess. It’s two boreks that I put in a nice box.

SANA: That’s very nice of you.

ESKILD: You can put it on the table for the guests.

SANA: Yes, thank you so much

ESKILD: And I didn’t find an Eid mubarak card, so I bought a merry Christmas card, because it’s the same.

SANA: Awww, thank you.

ESKILD: And you look very nice. Much nicer than.. Yeah.

SANA: Thank you so much.

ESKILD: Very pretty. And you too, even though you haven’t dressed up. In your own way. You didn’t go for an ‘original’ outfit, but you look very nice. I more cultured. Or we’re more cultured. Are you going to say anything?

ISAK: It’s a while since you had this for dinner?

EVEN: We ate this every day after school.

ISAK: Why don’t you try making it yourself?

EVEN: There are so many spices and herbs and..

ISAK: Expensive?

EVEN: No, it’s not really expensive, it’s just a totally different way of cooking.

ISAK: Can’t we just have an afternoon where you just make a lot of Moroccan food for me?

EVEN: Yeah. That’s fine.

ISAK: Great.

EVEN: And some delicious tea.

ISAK: These potatoes are really good.

EVEN: Yeah, it’s good? Let me have a taste.

ISAK: It’s not like Norwegian potatoes.

EVEN: Delicious! Potato salad? Meatballs?

ISAK: No. It’s in a pretty hot sauce.

EVEN: Hot sauce. Chili.

ISAK: Hot sauce, yeah.

EVEN: Alright.

ISAK: Are we going on a vacation together?

EVEN: What kind of vacation?

ISAK: I wanna do stuff with you.

EVEN: We’re doing that anyways.

ISAK: Yeah, but.. It would be awesome to go abroad or something.

EVEN: But I’m so impulsive - I can’t plan that stuff.

ISAK: I can check out plane tickets to Morocco or something.

EVEN: Seriously?

ISAK: Yeah. Wouldn’t that be nice? The two of us in Marrakech?

EVEN: Yeah.

ISAK: Yeah?

EVEN: I’ve always wanted to go.

ISAK: Then I’ll check it out.

EVEN: You mean it?

ISAK: Dad sent me a lot of money for summer, so..

EVEN: Chill! Plus all the tips I get at Kaffebrenneriet.

ISAK: Yeah, right?

WILLIAM: Where?

NOORA: Isn’t your car..?

WILLIAM: The car?

NOORA: Yeah?

WILLIAM: Wow.

NOORA: It’s not far..

WILLIAM: We haven’t done it in that car, have we?

NOORA: No. Let’s do it.

ESKILD: Hi!

NOORA: Hi!

ESKILD: It’s just that Linn wanted to say something. I don’t know what, but she really wanted to talk a bit.

LINN: We just wanted to say that we love you a lot and that if you want to move in with William, we support you.

NOORA: Aww! Oh my God, you’re so cute, but I haven’t.. It’s so nice that you’re supportive, but I’m not going to move.

ESKILD: Aren’t you going to move in with William?

NOORA: No.

ESKILD: You’re choosing us over William?

NOORA: I’m not choosing anyone over anyone. I just.. We’re just not moving in together yet.

ESKILD: Yeah, but you’re choosing us over William. Oh my God, then we’re.. We’re Kollektivet* together!

NOORA: Yeah.

ESKILD: Yeah! Kollektivet! Kollektivet! Jump and dance and be happy. Oh, I have an idea! William can move in with us and we’ll be four! It’ll be cheaper with toilet paper and dish soap and everything that’s cheap and good, maybe if we make a Powerpoint presentation and sell it a bit better, you can decide later.

WILLIAM: I can..

ESKILD: If you agree, Linn? Do you agree? So, it’ll be so fucking good. It’ll be a fashion kollektiv! We can have guests over and.. Oh! You smell good!

WILLIAM: Thanks. You too.

NOORA: Yeah. He does.

ESKILD: Thanks. New perfume.

NOORA: Eskild?

ESKILD: Hm?

NOORA: My man.

ESKILD: Yeah. Your man, but when we all move in together, we’re going to share a lot of stuff..

NOORA: Him? No.

ESKILD: Yeah, him. Shampoo and William and.. Dish soap and everything else, but.. We can have Sunday board game night where we can play Ludo and stuff.

NOORA: The three of us can do that.

ESKILD: But then we’ll only be three, not four. It’s so boring with only three.

WILLIAM: Yeah..

ESKILD: You can have the blue chip, Linn have the green one and you can have the red one. Because of the lipstick! Not because of something else.

ISAK: Good watermelon.

SANA: Yeah, it’s very juicy.

ISAK: Yeah. Even fed me lots of delicious food a few moments ago. Very, very good.

SANA: I’ve had it before..

ISAK: We got to celebrate! The both of us got 6’es!

SANA: Yeah, I got a 6 at least.

ISAK: I got a 6 too.

SANA: You didn’t get a 6!

ISAK: I did!

SANA: You didn’t know.. I had to help you!

ISAK: Yeah, you helped me and then I got a 6.

SANA: I didn’t help you that well.

ISAK: You. Wow! You tried to tell me a bit, but not enough.

SANA: No, but I thought ‘Wow, he doesn’t even know the basics’. You can’t have gotten more than a 5, tops.

ISAK: I got a 6.

SANA: You can tell me.

ISAK: No.

SANA: Tell me you got a 5. It’s okay.

ISAK: I’m just getting shy because you’re so pretty today!

SANA: Awww! Thanks.

ISAK: Like seriously, you’re very pretty.

SANA: Thanks.

ISAK: But uhm.. No.. I got a 5.

SANA: You got a 5?

ISAK: Yeah, but I don’t dare to tell anyone.

SANA: Yeah, but it’s ok. I got a 6!

CHRIS: Hey, girl!

VILDE: Heeey!

CHRIS: Good food.

VILDE: Very good!

CHRIS: So good. I think I’m on plate number four or something. Okay, I have to say something.

VILDE: What?

CHRIS: I just wanted to say that if.. If you need someone to talk to, I’m here. Okay? We can talk about difficult stuff.

VILDE: Do you know why you’re my best friend? It’s because.. No matter how bad of a day I’m having, you always find a way to make me laugh. It’s not like you always have to talk. Sometimes, it just helps to pretend that you’re fine.

CHRIS: But it’s important that you have someone to talk to, right?

VILDE: I do.

[EVEN: We talked about it..

ISAK: To bike?

EVEN: No, about going to Morocco. Should we bring the guys?

ISAK: Of course, it’s a boys’ trip.

EVEN: Yeah.

ISAK: Boys’ trip in Morocco. It can go very wrong. It’s worth a shot.]

NOORA: Hi. Are you okay?

VILDE: Yes.

NOORA: Yeah?

CHRIS: Yeah.

NOORA: Yeah, good. I was just wondering about who’s going to hold Sana’s speech.

SARA: Wow. Ingrid, do you want to try?

INGRID: The closest thing I’ve tried is one of those juice cleanses, and it didn’t work very well.

SARA: Yeah, but that’s just drinking juice. They can’t drink.

INGRID: You can’t even drink?

JAMILLA & GIRLS: No.

INGRID: Not even water?

JAMILLA & GIRLS: No.

INGRID: Then this has to be fantastic. A celebration with lots of food and..

JAMILLA: Yes, right?

CHRIS: I just had some salad before. With tomatoes and..

EVA: Tomatoes? Ew. I don’t like them.

CHRIS: Why not?

EVA: They’re slimy and gross.

CHRIS: It’s not. You eat ketchup all the time. That’s tomatoes.

EVA: No, it’s not! It’s the stuff inside the tomato that’s gross.

CHRIS: Yeah, but like..

EVA: The mushy stuff.

CHRIS: Just don’t eat that part then.

EVA: Eat the part around it? Yeah, that’s good.

CHRIS: You don’t have a lot of delicious stuff on your plate either. What’s that purple stuff?

EVA: That’s…

CHRIS: Yeah..

EVA: I think it’s..

CHRIS: You think it’s better than tomatoes?

EVA: I haven’t tried it. It was okay.

CHRIS: It seemed very delicious.

EVA: There’s lots of good food here! Have you tried these?

CHRIS: No.

EVA: They’re so good - you have to try them.

CHRIS: I didn’t even know they had that here.

EVA: They’re like meatballs. Like the best I’ve ever had. I know, right?

CHRIS: Where?

EVA: I found them at the other end of the table. In a big pot.

[Inaudible chatter in the background]

[Lover where do you live? - Highasakite]

EMMA & CHRIS: Hey.

EMMA: Who are you?

CHRIS: Chris. Your new boyfriend.

EMMA: Hi, my new boyfriend.

EVA: What’s even happening right now?

JONAS: I think we got ditched. You have a little. You have something there.

EVA: Huh?

JONAS: No, the other cheek.

EVA: Where? Here? Take it off.

JONAS: Yeah..

VILDE: Eva, do you wanna hold the speech for Sana?

[YOUSEF: Hey, girl. Is the party any good?

SANA: Really fucking good

YOUSEF: WOW <3

I’ve been here today.

One day, I’m bringing you there]

JONAS: It’s time for the speech!

VILDE: Speech!

EVERYONE: Speech, speech, speech, speech!

JONAS: I didn’t write it. It was Noora.

NOORA: And William! And Isak helped a little too.

JONAS: Dear Sana, this speech is for you. And you’re getting it because what you’re inviting us to today, overthrows American presidents tomorrow. We live in a chaotic world where it’s difficult to understand the rules. Because why are some people poor and other people rich? Why do some people have to be refugees, while others are safe? Why are some people spit on on the street? And why is it that sometimes, even though you try to do something good, it’s still met with hate? It’s not weird that people give up. That they stop believing in the good. But thank you so much for not giving up, Sana. Because even though it sometimes feels like it, no one’s ever alone. Each and every one of us is a part of the big chaos. And what you do today, has an effect tomorrow.

[EVA VOICEOVER: We should maybe ask someone for advice..

CHRIS TEXT: Hey, this is maybe a bit far out, but you dated Eva once. I’m crushing a bit on her and I don’t really get her, from one bro to another, do you have any advice? What kind of flowers does she like hahaha]

JONAS: It can be hard to say, exactly what kind of effect. And you usually can’t see how everything fits together.

[EVA VOICEOVER: We have to take care of each other.

EVEN TEXT: He’s way too good for me.

CHRIS TEXT: That’s now what I see. I see a boyfriend who’s more than good enough. Someone who has made a pretty mad boy into a happy boy.]

JONAS: But the effects of your actions, are always there, somewhere in the chaos. In a hundred years, we may have machines that can predict the effect of every action, but until then, we can trust this:

[SARA INSTAGRAM: I’m just so fuckign tired of Ingrid being so needy and insecure all the time]

JONAS: Fear spreads.

[Flashing images of hate comments about Skam]

JONAS: But..

[COMMENTS: I’d never want to be without this <3<3<3<3

Sana needed this so much! And I did too!

This group has become a big, nice, alternative family

…just thanks! <3

Everything is just love.

Yes, I’m gay and Evak opened …

I’m sailing with you around the world, FogE

I’m with you in every parallel universe, for eternity <3

I’m almost crying, but I’m so fucking happy too

I’m crying, because I’m Vilde]

JONAS: But fortunately, love does too.

[*Shared flat/roommates

*Equivalent to an A

*Same song played in S1 when Eva told Jonas she loved him + talked to him at the skatepark after he found out she cheated on him]

CHRIS: I don’t think you should be worried. I’m sure it’s fine.

VILDE: Yeah.

CHRIS: Yeah.

VILDE: I just have a bad feeling in my tummy.

CHRIS: What’s that supposed to mean?

VILDE: No, I think there’s something wrong.

CHRIS: Something wrong? How do you know?

SANA: Hey, should we contact the police?

VILDE: What if he has killed her?

SANA: He hasn’t killed her.

VILDE: We can’t know that for sure. He has shown violent tendencies in his past and his brother is a psychopath. We don’t know if William is or not - those things are genetic.

CHRIS: Oh my God.. They’re fucking! Stop nagging!

SANA: For four days?

CHRIS: Yeah!

SANA: Without making a sound?

CHRIS: Well I don’t know, I haven’t heard them.

MAGNUS: Hey. Fucking hell, William’s car is so cheesy.

CHRIS: Shocking! She’s alive.

SANA: Hi.

NOORA: Hi!

WILLIAM: Hey.

NOORA: William? I have to leave.

NOORA: It’s.. It’s just like.. Okay. Because I feel like we’ve.. Just talked about everything. That.. That we just.. He just opened up completely. Do you understand? I don’t know what I was doing before, but I understand how he thinks now. Sana Bakkoush, this is the best thing you’ve done. Thank you. But hey! Oh my God, how did it go with Yousef?

SANA: I don’t know.

NOORA: But you talked, right?

SANA: I.. Yes, or.. I tried talking to him, but.. He’s going to Turkey and he’s staying all summer and he’s not a Muslim and..

NOORA: But you have to talk to him! Just talk to him before he leaves. Just send him a text. Now!

SANA: I don’t have his number.

NOORA: Then write to him on Facebook.

SANA: We’re not friends on Facebook.

NOORA: But oh my God, Sana! Add him then! Now! Seriously, come on. Yes and then you write: “Do you want to hang out with me?” Sana! I swear I’ll log onto your account and write it myself and hit send. I’m not kidding, you know that.

SANA: Okay.

NOORA: Yeeeeah! Good!

SANA: Oh my God.

NOORA: That wasn’t so hard, was it? You know what, now life is smiling. Now we can do anything we want. And I suggest that we skip. You in?

SANA: Yeah, but I already think we are. Class started a long time ago.

NOORA: Is it true? Oh my God. Yeah, well, then that’s it. I thought it be a bit more difficult.

SANA: Yes.

NOORA: But it feels very natural.

SANA: Maybe because we’ve been good all year.

NOORA: Yes!

SANA: Summer vacation starts soon.

NOORA: Yes, now we’ll just go and hide, wait for the summer and wait for the summer.

SANA: What if he doesn’t answer?

NOORA: No! Everything is falling into place now, Sana.

SANA: Yes, it is.

ADAM: We’re fasting. We’re not having hotdogs.

ESKILD: Is that Fedon Lindberg, or who is it?

LINN: I’ve probably had chlamydia like thirteen times, it’s like.. Just take some antibiotics and it’s gone.

VILDE: Yeah.

LINN: But in the eye? I haven’t heard that one before.

EVEN: You can just do it from your side. Should I do it now? Bad hit!

ELIAS: Awesome! Look what he did now.

EVEN: Hey, guys!

MAGNUS: Hey! Hey. I’m Magnus.

ELIAS: I’m Elias.

MAGNUS: You know my girlfriend.

ELIAS: Oh.. The blonde one?

MAGNUS: Yeah.

ELIAS: Right! Yeah, yeah, yeah. She has talked lots about you.

MAGNUS: She did?

ELIAS: Yeah, she talked about you a lot.

MAGNUS: What does she say about me?

EVA: Hey! Can I also have some?

CHRIS: No!

EVA: Please?

CHRIS: You have your own drinks, you’re eighteen!

EVA: Exactly! I’m eighteen!

CHRIS: Drink your own drinks!

EVA: Should we play a drinking game? You, me and Chris since we’re looking to hook up tonight?

CHRIS: The drinking game of.. The pointing game!

NOORA: Pointing?

EVA: So we’re supposed to point at each other?

CHRIS: It’s like.. “Most likely to… Fail their exams”

[HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG IN NORWEGIAN]

ESKILD: You have three significant others!*

VILDE: Do we have a knife so we can cut the cake?

CHRIS: Move it, move it, move it! We have a gift! Open it! Put down the cake! Open! Open! Open here!

EVERYONE: open, open, open, open, open!!

EVA: What the fuck? Are you crazy?

VILDE: It’s 1,5… No, 7,5 litres.

CHRIS: It’s 6 litres.

EVA: Oh my God! Did you guys get this? I don’t know what to say!

SOMEONE: You’re going to open it now, right?

EVERYONE: Open, open, open!!

VILDE: Eva, come on! Do it!

SOMEONE: Shake it!

EVERYONE: No,no, no!!

NOORA: Hi.

SANA: Hi.

NOORA: Here you’re sitting.

SANA: Yeah. You get a bit tired when fasting.

NOORA: Yeah, is it going well? The fasting?

SANA: Now there are only 3 hours, 14 minutes and 32 seconds left.

NOORA: Yes..

AT THE SAME TIME: But I just..

NOORA:I just wanted to..

SANA: I.. Like Yousef..

NOORA: You’re kidding? I knew it!

SANA: Okay? And when I understood there was something between you two..

NOORA: No! There’s nothing between us.

SANA: But there’s something between you. I saw you guys hooking up.

NOORA: I can’t even be bothered. Just look at this. From there.

YOUSEF: [Hi sorry I just freaked out and suddenly took off yesterday. It didn’t have anything to do with you.]

NOORA: [Don’t worry about it, sorry for being all over you, it didn’t have anything to do with you.]

YOUSEF: [Haha ok]

YOUSEF: [But I was just wondering one thing, have you talked to Sana?]

NOORA: [Sana? No, what’s up?]

YOUSEF: [if it’s okay if you maybe don’t say anything to her]

NOORA: [Is there something between you!?!!]

YOUSEF: [No or I don’t know I like her a bit]

NOORA: [But does she like you?!?! I’m FREAKING OUT here! I DIDN’T KNOW!!]

YOUSEF: [No! Relax! I don’t think she likes me. Nothing has happened! We walked home together after you last Friday, and I thought maybe she liked me, but the next day she blocked me on Facebook, so I don’t think she’s that interested.]

YOUSEF: [but anyway I don’t want her to think that I’m hooking up with her friends. Or hooking up with anyone.]

NOORA: [Ok. I won’t say anything, after all, it was nothing.]

YOUSEF: [you haven’t said anything? she’s super cold]

NOORA: [I haven’t said anything, but she’s a bit strange nowadays towards everyone. I think she’s really stressed about her mock exams…]

YOUSEF: [Do you think maybe she heard about it from someone else?]

NOORA: [I don’t know, I doubt it, I haven’t heard any rumors about it]

NOORA: [Do you want me to try talking to her about you?]

YOUSEF: [Yeah, maybe?]

YOUSEF: [What are you going to say?]

NOORA: [I can say that you like her.]

YOUSEF: [Is that a good idea?]

NOORA: [At least then you’ll know if she likes you back.]

YOUSEF: [Ok do that]

YOUSEF: [Did you talk to her?]

YOUSEF: [Noora?]

NOORA: [Hi, sorry. I sent her a text but I haven’t gotten a response..]

YOUSEF: [What did you write?]

NOORA: [Just that I wanted to tell her something nice.]

YOUSEF: [What are you doing? I seriously need some advice. I met Sana. I think she hates me.]

YOUSEF: [I don’t want her to hate me. I swear that we’re soulmates.]

NOORA: [Aw <3 soulmates <3 She doesn’t hate you]

YOUSEF: [I wanted to tell her that I like her, but instead I was just an asshole and took her ball. Fuck am I 12 or what]

NOORA: [I’m at st. hanshaugen in the sun and having coffee if you want a therapist.]

YOUSEF: [What’s your nr?]

NOORA: [Have you told Sana you like her?]

YOUSEF: [No?]

NOORA: [Ok. We talked about you at school today.]

YOUSEF: [What did she say?]

NOORA: [I think she likes you.]

YOUSEF: [Did she say that?]

NOORA: [She said she didn’t, but she said it in a way that seemed like she did, if you know what I mean?]

YOUSEF: [No, I don’t understand shit.]

YOUSEF: [Just forget it. don’t talk about me anymore.]

NOORA: [ok :(]

SANA: Noora? I have something to tell you. And please don’t be mad.

NOORA: What is it?

SANA: I..

EVA: Noora?

WILLIAM: Thank you for the e-mail.

*Because she blew out all the candles, apart from three

NOORA: Yeah, but I’m wondering if someone like planned it or..

NOORA: Yes, I can see that.

VILDE: Of course! With World Web Wide*. What if that happened to one of you? Oh my God, it’d destroy you. Especially you! It’d ruin your whole reputation.

NOORA: Think about just taking a picture..

EVA: It doesn’t mean that! It just means you forgot to take off the tag.

SANA: You guys?

EVA: Everyone! Ingrid answered. Uhm.. (In Oslo accent): We were sure Vilde made saranors2. Again, sorry. We seriously feel so bad. If we have ruined anything between her and Magnus, we’re soooo sorry, but it was Isak who started everything. You should me mad at him, it’s so important that we stand together as a bus.

NOORA: I just thinks it’s so weird that Isak would make a hate account on Sara. Like.. Why?

EVA: He’s probably pissed at her for some reason. I don’t know what’s going on in Isak’s head, but I actually thought he’d changed. Apparently now. I’m really disappointed.

VILDE: What are you writing?

EVA: You can stand together, we’re out. We won’t be on a bus with people who hate.

CHRIS: We’re without a bus again, then.

EVA: She’s saying..

CHRIS: I know about a cheap van we can buy.

VEA: “Hello! We have to talk before you drop out of the bus.” What is there to talk about? If you make a hate account, I don’t want to be friends with you. There’s nothing to talk about! Don’t you agree? People are totally crazy!

VILDE: I think it has something to do with that Trump being the president.

CHRIS: Hey! We thought we’d all chip in for this for Eva’s birthday. Isn’t it cool? It’s six litres! You’re in, right?

SANA: You know that saranors2 account? It was me.

CHRIS: Wow.

SANA: Do you think Eva will forgive me?

CHRIS: Do you need to tell?

SANA: Of course I have to tell. She can’t go around hating on Isak.

CHRIS: But that’s.. Hate disappears. It’s gone tomorrow.

[*World Wide Web]