#not lotr
Hello gentlehobbits, my follower count has pretty much doubled recently, so here’s a quick intro to the blog:
• I’m Haven, she/her
• 23
• lesbian
• I mostly make and reblog memes and goofs, plus the occasional artwork
House rules:
♡ Minors can follow idc
♡ I only post nsfw if it’s funny
♡ I may answer your ask three months after you sent it. Sorry.
♡ samfro and gigolas are canon, everything else is just speculation
♡ TERFS will be blocked on sight, and if you are a terf reading this just know that I hope you die painfully and that it is slow and agonizing and you are all alone. You are a pathetic waste of space ♡
This is a sideblog! If you wanna hang out more you can find me here:
Main:@coast-modern
ACNH:@wayfareisland
Hannibal:@willgrahamsfuckedupclock
OFMD:@thegentlemanpirrate
Aesthetic:@motivesareincidental
gonna audition for rent this summer and i gotta give myself a speedrun rent the musical crash course
Incredible, but true: @hobbitsoupbowl deserves to have a good day today.
YES!!@hobbitsoupbowl DOES DESERVE TO HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY.
AND EVERY DAY FORWARD!
don’t let fanfiction fool you into thinking that sex is real
mkay so i watched heartstopper and it was amazing and i v much enjoyed it but god idk what it is about middle-aged sad queer people that gets me so much deeper than young queer people
god why do people fucking refuse to communicate. like. so much of life could be solved if we all took our heads out of our asses
i am hashtag sick
i feel like you guys should know that for warming up for drawing i just draw a bunch of those little among us guys. all over the canvas.
some examples
some more
cats
sorry for no new art i’ve been very mentally unwell plus it’s tech week so i’ve been unable to function at school let alone make art stuff
dysphoria gettin real bad lately fellas
orville peck gives me gender
i NEED to watch our flag means death asap
(idk if you guys know this but if you just dm me asking abt commissions i’ll literally just do it. i don’t advertise it but if you just ask i’ll most likely be down)
HEHEHEHHE I MADE THE SCHOOL JV DANCE TEAM BABYYYYY
USE THESE REDDIT SUBS INSTEAD PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!Hate Reddit if you want, but using these subs are your bestchance. People gather in these subs because they have charity to spare:
/r/Assistance
/r/legaladvice
/r/RandomKindness
/r/Charity
/r/care
/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza
/r/Food_Pantry
https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPetFood/
https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfChristmas/
https://www.reddit.com/r/almosthomeless/
https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless/r/freelance
/r/povertyfinance
/r/thrifty
/r/borrow
/r/gofundme/r/depression
/r/familysupport
/r/transitionsI never see anyone actually getting any significant donations on tumblr and to be honest, tumblr is the worst place to ask for assistance. Use it as your last resort, it frustrates me to no end seeing people begging for help, reblogging the same post over and over, the same types of posts over and over, to no avail, when people are waiting to help you on a different part of the web
GO TO WHERE THE HELP IS. IF YOU WANT DIRECT ACTION TO WORK STOP WITH TUMBLR AND USE REDDIT.PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN REBLOG THIS SO WE CAN START REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF DONATION POSTS THAT GET STUCK FLOATING AROUND THIS WEBSITE
my last post stopped getting notes and the information is kind of outdated so im making a new post
im going to be homeless on august 15, which is my eviction date. i have nowhere to go. no family in the state im in to stay with.
i have $28 and barely any food, and most of my money is going to taking care of my pets which i might have to give away if i end up homeless, which i very likely will be.
if you have anything to spare so i can put gas in my truck so that i can at least sleep in that instead of on the streets, and to help me stay fed, i would greatly appreciate it forever❤️
my paypal email is: [email protected]
hey with tr*mp abruptly announcing that they’re ending the census count on september 30, much earlier than originally planned (source, dated August 4, 2020), it’s vitally important that you get your census response in immediately. the census is used to determine how many seats your state gets in the house of representatives and also helps allocate federal funding for schools, roads, hospitals, and fire departments (source 1) (source 2).
it’s just a brief questionnaire, but it’s one of the most important things you can do to help your community right now. hundreds of millions of dollars are on the line, and some states are already poised to lose multiple seats in the house because of low response rates (source). it only takes a couple minutes, so please, consider taking a break and filling it out now!
i made a uquiz where you can find out who’d you be like if you were a high school teacher, https://uquiz.com/M3YBeQ put what you got in the tags
in dire need of commissions. no money for food and stuff. I don’t have an up to date commission sheet yet, but here’s my prices
currently, full colour, shaded and highlighted are icons/headshots are £10, waist shots are £20, and full body is £35
Line art only icons/headshots are £7, waist shots are £15, and full body is £29
Sketch only icons/headshots are £5, waist shots are £10, and full body is £24
An additional character costs £6 extra.
will do any fandom, ocs, ships, furry, gore
no nsfw or mecha
realism is an extra £25 (provide reference)
basic colour on a sketch costs an extra £5
in dire need of commissions. no money for food and stuff. I don’t have an up to date commission sheet yet, but here’s my prices
currently, full colour, shaded and highlighted are icons/headshots are £10, waist shots are £20, and full body is £35
Line art only icons/headshots are £7, waist shots are £15, and full body is £29
Sketch only icons/headshots are £5, waist shots are £10, and full body is £24
An additional character costs £6 extra.
will do any fandom, ocs, ships, furry, gore
no nsfw or mecha
realism is an extra £25 (provide reference)
basic colour on a sketch costs an extra £5
google r u ok?