#ob nixilis

markrosewater:

“Tales from the Pit” #2643

Ob Nixilis crying?  Sob Nixilis.

Ob Nixilis gets mugged in New Capenna?  Rob Nixilis.

Ob Nixilis enjoying some grilled corn?  Cob Nixilis.

Ob Nixilis starts entry-level position?  Job Nixilis.

Ob Nixilis tosses a free throw?  Lob Nixilis.

Ob Nixilis fixing his door?  Knob Knixilis.

Ob Nixilis blowing his nose?  Glob Nixilis.

Ob Nixilis consumed by the Gelatinous Cube?  Blob Nixilis.

Ob Nixilis enjoying some Goldeneye with his friends?  Klobb Nixilis.

Ob Nixilis low-ranking member of pirate crew?  Swab Nixilis.

Ob Nixilis trying to cook pigeon?  Squab Nixilis.

Ob Nixilis needs to clean up his New Capenna penthouse?  Slob Nixilis.

elytrians:

“violence won’t solve anything” why must violence “solve” anything? is it not enough to be sexy? and maybe even choreographed to music that slaps?

New Capenna Planeswalkers + Headlines

Mo’ Ob, Mo’ Problems :(