#obey me chaos
My Seven Sins: Anger Management
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Satan: Pssst psst MC.
Wrath! MC: *eyes fixed on a book* Satan, if this is for another Anti-Lucifer League meeting, I believe Sleepy MC can take my place.
Belphie: We already tried, but they just started their third nap of the day and refuse to wake up.
Wrath! MC: What a pity. Should have gotten to them earlier.
Satan: Come on, this is serious! This one will work wonders, I promise you.
Belphie: Exactly. Look at this! We got this cursed blue food dye from Solomon. It stains anything for a week atleast! We’re going to put it in Lucifer’s coffee and shampoo!
Wrath! MC: Given your past attempts, I’m afraid you both are more likely to get that stain on yourselves instead and walk around with blue faces for a week. No thanks, I’m out.
Satan: What is wrong with you? Usually you’d be so excited for these pranks. You’re part of the Anti Lucifer League, for crying out loud.
Wrath! MC: I believe you have Lusty MC to blame for that. Whenever they like someone they do as asked. You’ll have better luck with them.
Belphie: *grumbling* So Wrath MC likes Lucifer is it? Are you trying to be all protective of darling Lucifer?
Wrath! MC: ….. *Shuts book tight*
Wrath! MC: *death-stares at the brothers* Quite the opposite actually. I despise him.
Satan: Then what possible reason is there for you not to join us?
Wrath! MC: Because I’m not satisfied with cheap tricks and pranks. If you really hate Lucifer as much you claim to, you’re supposed to hurt him. Really hurt him.
Belphie: Wait MC, what are you-
Wrath! MC: *a glowing sharp weapon in hand* Quite like this. Watch and learn. *Throws it towards Lucifer climbing up the stairs*
Belphie: NO! LUCIFER LOOK OUT!
Satan: Move, Lucifer! *runs and stands in front of Lucifer to shield him*
Lucifer: What the hell are you two doing? Satan get off me. Also why is your shirt wet and shabby? Go fix yourself immediately. *Leaves*
Satan: What- *looks down to see MC’s weapon turned into a waterballoon* MC!? Didn’t you just-
Wrath! MC: *smirks* I knew you idiots don’t hate Lucifer. Why else would you risk your life for them? Bunch of liars in denial.
Satan: I-
Belphie: …That is foul play, MC. You can’t use illusion magic on us like this.
Wrath! MC: Why the hell not? It’s good practice for me. *opens book again* Now if you will excuse me.
Satan: Is it just me or Wrath MC way more intense than me?
Belphie: Well they are much scarier than our usual MC for sure.
Later that afternoon,
Lucifer: *walks in with blue hair* WHICH ONE OF YOU PUT DYE IN MY SHAMPOO?!
Everyone: ….
Everyone: *erupting laughter*
Asmo: Ooh you look amazing in blue Lucifer! Let me style it.
Levi: LOLOLOLOL OMG Lucifer you look like you’re in cosplay!
Mammon: Oh I have to get pictures of this!
Beel: Mmmhhhh it reminds me of those Cursed Jello shots we made last month.
Lucifer: I will hang the whole lot of you if you don’t confess to this.
Satan: *whisper* Great of you carry out our plan perfectly Belphie.
Belphie: *whisper* I was going to tell you the same thing. Wait so didn’t do it either. Then who?!
Wrath! MC: *smiling* I bribed the two Greedy ones to help. Mammon kept watch on the door and Greedy MC did the task.
Satan: …who knew you are secretly so cunning MC?
Belphie: ….I feel like I’m going to be in trouble soon. I want the real MC back please.
